Man of Honour
Bennie, you have the toilet bridge while I am having inter-dimensional quandaries.
Don't forget that we are running low on wipes.
I'm going to build a space station
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Bennie, you have the toilet bridge while I am having inter-dimensional quandaries.
Don't forget that we are running low on wipes.
Man of Honour
Sir you are a disgrace to your uniform, the crew and the fleet:
Security will deal with you.
Commander Massage.
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Soldato
No I'm Paranoid someones always out to get me and I have to prepare for such eventualities as being murdered by fellow crew members which in this particular instance happened so I'm not the traitor whomever disposed of me is.
Fortunatly the emergency cloning facility I've hidden in the hull around G deck was up and running. The Nukes were a Failsafe incase the cloning facility didn't work. After all If I'm going down I'm gonna take the Perpertrator with me!
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reporting in,
All rail guns are 100% charged and ready to meet the Alien attack head on. In combination with the Mega-Laser of Death we have a formidable defence and the crew are in high spirits of a swift and brutal win.
Yours
AcidHell2
Rail Gun operator
Soldato
Before my predecessors brief meeting with the vacume of space I can Confirm all Immovable Impenitrable Substance 2 Hull modifications were completed and we now have enough strength in the Hull plating to take on 3 enemy fleets at once without so much as gaining a scratch.( This Is assuming a fleet would be comprised of 5-6 cruisers and 50-80 Starfighters)
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Associate
That was not an anomaly, you have just gone mad. Its a medic you need not a Science Officer
Exactly, I would have sanctioned funds to repair any break in the ships hull. Well, assuming we have any money at all that is...
Soldato
No need to worry your pretty little bank account I've got the Hull plating covered plus any hull breach I'd be the first to Find out.
Man of Honour
Star Directive: 21010493-9583:
Any clone found to display paranoid tendencies will be dealt with by the recycling unit.
Man of Honour
I wish to raise a formal complaint with HR. We've all been attacked by a single entity and he is still present.
Soldato
Star Directive: 21010493-9583:
Any clone found to display paranoid tendencies will be dealt with by the recycling unit.
Capn' $qu!ff Directive 124: Just as clearly states mess with the paranoid clone and you'll be dooming the crew once more!
I have to worry, else the investors get nervous. And if they get nervous, we'll... you can say goodbye to the adult material!
Soldato
Where's the Equality and Diversity Officer? I'll report you if you don't have one.
Soldato
I said I've got the Finances for The Hull plating covered ...well I do unless Gilly and Stimman continue to threaten my existence then you'll have more than hull plating to worry about!
dear Capn' $qu!ff,
I am requesting supplies of Impenetrable Substance 2, for our research program for alternative warhead design. As I feel that however good our amour is we still need top rate weaponry. After all in such a big universe we have no idea what weapons alien aggressors might pose to your illustrious and well tested amour.
AcidHell2
Rail Gun Operator.
Reconnaissance report.
After several scans of the local star systems, a planet in the Nebula region of Kracus has displayed signs of intelligent life. These life forms are also showing signs that they are a race made up entirely of females. Early indications show no signs of aggression, I have designated an out of the way landing zone due south of what appears to be the main colony, which would provide suitable cover to survey the race further.
After several scans of the local star systems, a planet in the Nebula region of Kracus has displayed signs of intelligent life. These life forms are also showing signs that they are a race made up entirely of females. Early indications show no signs of aggression, I have designated an out of the way landing zone due south of what appears to be the main colony, which would provide suitable cover to survey the race further.
Man of Honour
The sooner the better, this clone is now completely out of control:
I trust that the high command will deal with this matter with the utmost urgency.
Soldato
AcidHell2
No problem I have lots to spare. Also would you like me to send over some of Impenetrable Immovable Substance 3 once I've finished the stress tests?
Capn' $qu!ff
Hull Plating Engineer, Stations Composer & Rapidly becoming"Resident Paranoid Megalomaniac"
No problem I have lots to spare. Also would you like me to send over some of Impenetrable Immovable Substance 3 once I've finished the stress tests?
Capn' $qu!ff
Hull Plating Engineer, Stations Composer & Rapidly becoming"Resident Paranoid Megalomaniac"
It would be most fantastic if you could as soon as final stress testing is finished.