I'm going to build a space station

Gilly · 2 Apr 2009 at 12:43

*retch*

Von Smallhausen · 2 Apr 2009 at 12:45

It seems Gilly enjoyed the sweetcorn-au-vin ........

Brian Stuart · 2 Apr 2009 at 12:45

As newly appointed Head of Judicial Systems I must make it clear that summary punishments such as being ejected into space (yes i mean you Gilly) will not tolerated.
There is a clear procedure to be followed, all crimes will be investigated by the Head of Security and then if charges are laid, the suspect will appear before me, have a fair trial and the be suitably punished.
Punishments will be at my discretion.
Thank you for your kind attention
Brian Stuart

Gilly · 2 Apr 2009 at 12:46

Weren't me guv!

*grumble, grumble, red tape grumble*

wordy · 2 Apr 2009 at 12:54

I'm going to be doing a spice run to the Kessel system, should be back in around 12 parsecs. I'll be leaving at 13:15 local time.

Does anyone want anything?

Wordy Solo

Von Smallhausen · 2 Apr 2009 at 12:56

wordy said:
I'm going to be doing a spice run to the Kessel system, should be back in around 12 parsecs.

Does anyone want anything?

Wordy Solo

Aye,

There's a fly through Maccy Ds on Celtris VI. Get me a Bantha burger with chips.

Bennie-Mac · 2 Apr 2009 at 12:56

wordy said:
I'm going to be doing a spice run to the Kessel system, should be back in around 12 parsecs.

Does anyone want anything?

Wordy Solo

Some pine scented toilet cleaner and a packet of doritoes. Ah hell make it ocean fresh, im feeling saucy

Mr Kingston · 2 Apr 2009 at 12:58

Von Smallhausen said:
Aye,

There's a fly through Maccy Ds on Celtris VI. Get me a Bantha burger with chips.

ill have 1 of these to please

Brian Stuart · 2 Apr 2009 at 12:59

Gilly said:
Weren't me guv!

*grumble, grumble, red tape grumble*

I gave up my last position as grumpy old man but I see that you fill my shoes admirably.

wordy · 2 Apr 2009 at 13:01

Ok thats 2 Bantha burger n chips, pine sented toilet cleaner and some ocean fresh doritoes.

anyone else?

Von Smallhausen · 2 Apr 2009 at 13:02

Oh, I almost forgot.

I'm out of Shake 'n Vac. Get us some while you're there please.

The Dread Pirate · 2 Apr 2009 at 13:03

[computer voice from Hull] Cloneing procedure complete[/computer Voice from Hull]

Who... where.... What the hell!?!?!?!

*examines surroundings*

Ah the emergency cloning tank! I assume either by accident or purposefully I was killed?

Cosimo · 2 Apr 2009 at 13:06

wordy said:
Ok thats 2 Bantha burger n chips, pine sented toilet cleaner and some ocean fresh doritoes.

anyone else?

A box of Febreze, “Bouncy” left a bad smell in “her” dormitory.

Conscript · 2 Apr 2009 at 13:07

wordy said:
I'm going to be doing a spice run to the Kessel system, should be back in around 12 parsecs.

Does anyone want anything?

Wordy Solo

I hear the security chiefs are tightening up restrictions on pilots using shuttles and handing out stricter penalties for speeding and recklessness.

Better keep it under point five past lightspeed.

Mat · 2 Apr 2009 at 13:12

wordy said:
Ok thats 2 Bantha burger n chips, pine sented toilet cleaner and some ocean fresh doritoes.

anyone else?

Clipboards...

and pens.

4p · 2 Apr 2009 at 13:13

ok just stepped into the weirdest thread ever

Cosimo · 2 Apr 2009 at 13:15

Mat said:
Clipboards...

and pens.

Mat, in view of the "Bouncy" incident, how are you going to change the “Hot Alien Chick Handling Course”?

wordy · 2 Apr 2009 at 13:17

Anyway I'm off to Kessel, cyaz later

Mat · 2 Apr 2009 at 13:26

simulatorman said:
the "Bouncy" incident

the what?

Cosimo · 2 Apr 2009 at 13:29

Mat said:
the what?

You must stop having a liquid lunch:

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13805135&postcount=511