OMG ASHLEY COLE CAME INTO MY SHOP!

[4T5]

We used to put cole on the fire!

A Bike crash of a joke.

TAXI for the Hudmeister.

 

[Vonhelmet]

Big deal. I've seen louise redknapp's arse when she came into a coffee shop I worked in wearing loose trousers.

 

[nex20]

Who cares if you saw ashley. Its the wife I wanna see

 

[nikebee]

AC: LOLROFLPMSL!

AC: ROFL!

I hope you cleaned up the mess he made.

Dirty bugger peeing in a chip shop then rolling in it... Always knew he was a bit of a pillock.

 

[R.O.S.S.I]

He's a dimp.

 

[JohnnyG]

Big deal. I've seen louise redknapp's arse when she came into a coffee shop I worked in wearing loose trousers.

Were the loose trousers a part of your uniform?

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

One of the Birmingham 6 was in my shop the other month, and just yesterday we had the reporter in who's supposedly withholding the information on the Pat Finucane murder.

Its great working in Belfast, you get to meet all the celebrities.

 

[Admiral Huddy]

A Bike crash of a joke.

TAXI for the Hudmeister.

I'm in jail and not collected £200!

Incidently, doesn't coal turn into **** when the fire dies out?

 

[Bubo]

I'm in jail and not collected £200!

Incidently, doesn't coal turn into **** when the fire dies out?

No, it turns into ash, a sort of ashy coal if you will.

 

[Cosimo]

Big deal, he is just a footballer.

 

[Jamesdavid3]

One of the Oceanic 6 just came into my shop

 

[4T5]

I'm in jail and not collected £200!

Incidently, doesn't coal turn into **** when the fire dies out?

Well a **** heap is unwanted coal therefore if you speak to a Gooner I'd say Yes.

 

[Gaijin]

I met Pierluigi Collina at Gatwick airport about 3 weeks ago. Took me about 45 mins to pluck up the courage to go up to him.

Them eyes **** you up.

The guy is a legend and a total gent, it has to be said.

 

[J1234]

Who?

 

[Gooner14]

The train in Cobham.

Arsenal train in Hampshire somewhere.

No they don't, the training ground is at London Colney, Hertfordshire.

Cashley **** is a ****, I still wish bad aids on him, horrible human being.

 

[arknor]

the woman who used to play liz rawton in the bill has one of her kids in the same school as my step son and she has spoken to my wife a few times at school plays

 

[Gaijin]

Who?

@me?

Not a football fan then.

Widely regarded as one of the best, if not THE best football referee there ever was.

 

[platypus]

Big deal, he is just a footballer.

He's also a complete ****.

 

[shifty_uk]

OMGOMG

I couldn't care less.

 

[Rotty]

when he signed the autograph did he fully star any swearing out, just wondered as you get suspended if you don't