Poll: Bog roll....over or under?

[Mat]

I’ve never used the cat.

Claws work wonders on winnits and clag.

 

[Cosimo]

Claws work wonders on winnits and clag.

I’ll stick to using paper.

 

[Duke]

This thread requires the obligatory Red Dwarf quote

...only three pieces of toiler paper: one up, one down, and one to polish

 

[Squark]

Over always, I'll change it if necessary

 

[bledd]

I just ring a bell and shout "Geoffrey!"

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

I'm sorry to repeat myself, but wtf is the scrunch method!? And how the hell can it provide adequate bum-cleanage while also at the same time not getting poop on your hands?

It sounds vile.

 

[Cosimo]

I'm sorry to repeat myself, but wtf is the scrunch method!?

Do you really want to know the sticky details, I know that I don't.

 

[Dutch Guy]

Neither, no holder, it just lays where there is space

 

[yermum]

What amazes me is that no-one in this house believes in the Tooth Fairy, Father Christmas or the Easter Bunny anymore, but everyone believes in the Toilet Roll Fairy as no-one ever replaces a loo roll but me, and no-one ever comments on how they all magically get onto the loo roll holder.

BTW it has to be over - anything else just looks wrong.

 

[Heofz]

Over for me (B), but I voted "wipe using the cat" for the lulz

 

[Monkey Puzzle]

I’ve never used the cat.

Use the Andrex puppy - it's what it's there for, and teaches hima valuable lesson about wasting his owner's toilet paper.

 

[yhack]

Clearly over, you'd use more if it's under.

 

[Cosimo]

Use the Andrex puppy - it's what it's there for, and teaches hima valuable lesson about wasting his owner's toilet paper.

I’ll pass on that suggestion and keep using paper.

 

[Prophet]

Over.

I had an ex gf who said having it under took up less space! She was gone quicker than you can wipe your bum using Andex Quilted Velvet Toilet Tissue.

 

[Duff-Man]

I only ever use the cat.

Meow.

 

[dirtydog]

Under. Works better with some toilet roll holders as it pulls the roll away from the wall and allows it to spin better.

This. With a good holder, under. Otherwise over.

 

[Jonny69]

Kerplunk, you're just going to have to face the fact that you're wrong

 

[Lummox]

over

 

[dirtydog]

I bet some of those saying over, would prefer it under if they experienced it with a good holder.

 

[LordSplodge]

I have a wooden stick thing that my bog roll sits on so side on.

Same here but if on a wall mounted holder it should be over.

OCUK amazes me sometimes...