Mate has BEES Help!

a friend had a wasp nest in their garage once - so his mum decided the best option was to vacuum them up with a dyson.

a couple of min with the dyson attached to the nest and we had a swirling cyclone of death inside the handy clear dust chamber :o

with a stroke of pure genius she then vacuumed up a load of wasp powder and calmed the angry dyson of doom into a quiet (dead) slumber.
 
I have loads of bees in my garden since there's just so many flowers my dad's planted. They're ok hardly get in the way. It's those bloody wasps, which drive me mad.
 
Capn' $qu!ff said:
:eek:STARTLING!:eek:
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Siliconslave said:
a friend had a wasp nest in their garage once - so his mum decided the best option was to vacuum them up with a dyson.

a couple of min with the dyson attached to the nest and we had a swirling cyclone of death inside the handy clear dust chamber :o

with a stroke of pure genius she then vacuumed up a load of wasp powder and calmed the angry dyson of doom into a quiet (dead) slumber.
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That is GENIUS!! :D
 
Siliconslave said:
a friend had a wasp nest in their garage once - so his mum decided the best option was to vacuum them up with a dyson.

a couple of min with the dyson attached to the nest and we had a swirling cyclone of death inside the handy clear dust chamber :o

with a stroke of pure genius she then vacuumed up a load of wasp powder and calmed the angry dyson of doom into a quiet (dead) slumber.
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:eek:
 
Siliconslave said:
a friend had a wasp nest in their garage once - so his mum decided the best option was to vacuum them up with a dyson.

a couple of min with the dyson attached to the nest and we had a swirling cyclone of death inside the handy clear dust chamber :o

with a stroke of pure genius she then vacuumed up a load of wasp powder and calmed the angry dyson of doom into a quiet (dead) slumber.
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Is she German? :p
 
If they are Bees then leave them! They are becoming endangered and we'll lose our pollinating buddies. Contact a bee keeper, sure they'll move them for free.

If wasps, kill with fire.
 
Siliconslave said:
a friend had a wasp nest in their garage once - so his mum decided the best option was to vacuum them up with a dyson.

a couple of min with the dyson attached to the nest and we had a swirling cyclone of death inside the handy clear dust chamber :o

with a stroke of pure genius she then vacuumed up a load of wasp powder and calmed the angry dyson of doom into a quiet (dead) slumber.
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If only that dyson had a blow option...

PK!
 
We have bees nesting in our shed every year. We called someone in to take a look and were told that's there's nothing we could do to get rid of them as they're protected. It's really not that bad, they don't attack, just buzz around minding their own business! Just leave 'em :)
 
malc30 said:
So to summarise.
A Well hung Wasp raped a Moth in your house today so your Ma got a Huge Flintstone size rock & set about it. In a final showing of Mercy you Stamped on the moth whilst it had it's last orgasm. :(
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Fap fap fap
 
Roweyboi said:
i see that arson is popular these days around ocuk? lol
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Of course it is. It's the only option as in this situation there are sadly no pasties to smash. Apart from maybe Siliconslave's mate's Mum and her amazing suction skills.

PK!
 
Siliconslave said:
a friend had a wasp nest in their garage once - so his mum decided the best option was to vacuum them up with a dyson.

a couple of min with the dyson attached to the nest and we had a swirling cyclone of death inside the handy clear dust chamber :o

with a stroke of pure genius she then vacuumed up a load of wasp powder and calmed the angry dyson of doom into a quiet (dead) slumber.
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Awesome.
 
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