Girl Help.

Jez · 14 Jul 2009 at 19:44

Missing.String said:
If you had the choice between doing paperwork or sex, which would you take? This is merely the 14 year old equivalent.

Paperwork or a 10 year old (or whatever) child you mean?

yhack · 14 Jul 2009 at 19:44

"You to see my diamond yacht? Yeah sure"

Participant · 14 Jul 2009 at 19:49

For any chat up lines you may sport, always have a backup line at the ready in case of blowout.

E.g.

'Hi, do you wanna go to the school dance?'

'No. Go away.'

'I think you misheard me; I said you look fat in those pants.'

Housey · 14 Jul 2009 at 19:57

Ask her how long she's been driving a bus for.

willy · 14 Jul 2009 at 20:03

iviv said:
"What's your name, age, and would you like to go out some time?"

The Craig said:
Ah I've got my classic, guarunteed to work;
"You're getting laid tonight"
"Why?"
"Because I'm stronger than you."

*Note you may become classed as the school rapist.

LOL

Let us know once you talk to her

roni · 14 Jul 2009 at 20:05

u guys pass silme each other what else left, put her a simple question..!

Bucket · 14 Jul 2009 at 20:07

hi there im 12 and what is this?

Raymond Lin · 14 Jul 2009 at 20:09

Bucket said:
hi there im 12 and what is this?

Ban?

...need to be 13 to be on here

mjones1 · 14 Jul 2009 at 20:15

Robbie G said:
For any chat up lines you may sport, always have a backup line at the ready in case of blowout.

E.g.

'Hi, do you wanna go to the school dance?'

'No. Go away.'

'I think you misheard me; I said you look fat in those pants.'

very good way to start but she don't go to my school.

i will try and talk to her and see how it goes, wish me luck.

Viper² · 14 Jul 2009 at 20:17

"Do you wanna go out with me?"

I thought that's what kids say..?

Azagoth · 14 Jul 2009 at 20:17

roni said:
u guys pass silme each other what else left, put her a simple question..!

mcast123 · 14 Jul 2009 at 20:18

mjones1 said:
I keep on seeing this cute girl on the bus every day home from school, we smile at each other. The thing is i don't know here at all, not even here name and what year she is in (looks at 9year, same as me). How should i ask her in a kind gentle way what her name is, age and would you like to come out sometime?

Give her half your pocket money, ask her to slap you and to go out with the boy in the next row.

20 years later you'll understand why this was the best course of action.

Participant · 14 Jul 2009 at 20:34

haha good gaggery!

mjones1 · 14 Jul 2009 at 20:36

I don't get it

mrk · 14 Jul 2009 at 20:43

Stare at her uncontrollably, remember even if she looks DO NOT BREAK THE STARE.

If you look away, you lost the game.

ConTRo13R · 14 Jul 2009 at 20:53

Aero said:
You; I've noticed you around. I find you very attractive. Will you go to bed with me?

Made me LOL

mrk said:
Stare at her uncontrollably, remember even if she looks DO NOT BREAK THE STARE.

If you look away, you lost the game.

That way she will be wow'ed by your alpha male-nes

Kerplunk · 14 Jul 2009 at 20:53

Show her your penis, on the bus, stroke it, caress it and then jizz in her face

Cambofrog · 14 Jul 2009 at 20:54

mrk said:
Stare at her uncontrollably, remember even if she looks DO NOT BREAK THE STARE.

If you look away, you lost the game.

Yea, and when someone turns up looking like a police woman, she's probably just a stripagram, so give her boobs a feel.

Ascendancy · 14 Jul 2009 at 20:55

In the words of Eric Cartman: "Stick it inside her and pee. If you don't want to get her pregnant you pull it out and pee on her leg."

Participant · 14 Jul 2009 at 20:56

Ascendancy said:
In the words of Eric Cartman: "Stick it inside her and pee. If you don't want to get her pregnant you pull it out and pee on her leg."

Don't forget to slap her titties around some.