Girl Help.

[nate247]

Ask her how long she's been driving a bus for.

Show her your penis, on the bus, stroke it, caress it and then jizz in her face

Offer her your last Rolo. But don't say a word until she says 'thanks'. If she doesn't say thanks and smile, then, and only then smash it in the pasty.

Three of the most random quotes ever but each made me nearly choke on my diet Pepsi. This is such a crazy forum but so glad I found it... Top stuff guys..!

 

[Molemanmus]

Buy mustard
Spread it over your penis
show it to her
?????
Profit

 

[geekyEd]

have some stars

 

[Alex*TLR]

Man up and say hi, if that doesn't work then just go for cheeky grope

 

[Caseh]

... Hi, I'm McLovin?

 

[cotton_flex]

ahh the wonder years! bless

 

[mcast123]

I don't get it

Yea, and when someone turns up looking like a police woman, she's probably just a stripagram, so give her boobs a feel.

use the advice given and you will

 

[Fido McNasty]

I'd have to message you specifics but ask her if she knows how to do the 'crazy one legged pirate'. Once you've passed the rolo stage that is. Ideally you need to be sharing the same seat by this point.

Something Jr's spotter TJ Majors told me a couple of months back.

 

[Dev2]

Go up to her and say in your deepest voice

http://davidbowiefg.ytmnd.com/

Result.

 

[GizmoTheMogwai]

Take her to your house, play some Doors on a hi-fi, get some incense going and setup a floor bed, and enjoy. OH, and invite me.

 

[Mr Kingston]

buy some Rohypnol and then the world is ure oyster

 

[The Mad Rapper]

How should i ask her in a kind gentle way...

LMAO

You have a lot to learn. Women like it rough - all of them.

 

[naknakkus]

I keep on seeing this cute girl on the bus every day home from school, we smile at each other. The thing is i don't know here at all, not even here name and what year she is in (looks at 9year, same as me). How should i ask her in a kind gentle way what her name is, age and would you like to come out sometime?

Just listen to Kiss Me on the Bus by the Replacements from their classic album, Tim, and then sing it to her.

 

[Cosimo]

Just start with simple common question she can answer

"Would you like to see my etchings?"

 

[antijoke]

Ask her if she goes all the way?

Then if she gets defensive, just say,

"Oh sorry, I meant on the bus home, as I would like to walk you home"

 

[doddsy105]

lol kids, if u just go sit next to her then just get chattin, if she likes you she wont give a **** wat ure talking about. SO id say go for it good luck

 

[Participant]

... Hi, I'm McLovin?

Haha, enjoyed that film greatly!

 

[~J~]

Jesus, what is it with kids these days!!! Didn't have this back in my day, offering a kola cube to some hot chick that looked like Pepsi or Shirly or one of the Bananarama girls was all in a days work.

Listen OP, just get on the bus, make sure your throat isn't dry (ahhhh nerves, remember them well), try and let out a sneaky fart while at the bus stop (butterflies in the belly, we've all been there) and, I dunno, make some cool groovy coment like:

"Will you be on this bus again next term, it's nice to see a smile on a night"

I don't know, anything like that.

Go on.

 

[Gaygle]

"Will you be on this bus again next term, it's nice to see a smile on a night"

I don't know, anything like that.

Go on.

That just sounds.....creepy.

OP - don't listen to what these people are saying, you'll scare the crap out of her.

Just strike up a conversation. About anything (Note: anything NOT geeky). Just chat to her for a few days on the bus, then try something a bit more. But u need to know if she goes to the same school as u? Do you get a bus from town?

 

[GreenMint]

I say hurl. If you blow chunks
and she comes back, she's yours.

If you spew and she bolts,
it was never meant to be.

Maybe you're too young to know where that's from, though