Best way to apporach women on a night out?

Hatter The Mad said:
I get my **** out and give them a wink
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Oh Hai!, wanna come back to my place, i'll make you feel like a real woman!

cool, what you gonna do?

drink lager whilst you're doing the ironing!
 
Mr^B said:
Best way to approach women is to get married and then let them approach you.

After years of trying and failing to pull in nightclubs, I went and got married (to someone I didn't meet in a nightclub) - as soon as I was married I had to beat them off with a ****** stick - nothing more than eye contact and a smile required.

Women are primarily attracted to confidence and can smell the difference between the real thing and fake-bravado induced by not wanting to look like a **** in front of your mates.
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Eye contact and a smile is usually the opener for me, can pretty much tell in 2 seconds if its going anywhere without opening your mouth and looking stupid, then its just a case of saying hello/hi and going from there. Helps if theres something you can use as a conversation starter like the above example with the party popper.

I don't really suffer from lack of attention generally but I do agree that when your already involved with someone it seems to make you even more attractive to other women :S you can even bluff it - but you have to be very very good.
 
Go up to her, grab the material of your shirt and say "hey, what does this feel like to you?"

She'll feel your shirt look a bit puzzled and ask "what?"

Then you look her in the eyes, give her a cheeky smile and say......... "Boyfriend materail!!"

It's cheesy but the girls love it... They quite like the chat up line aswell.....
 
arknor said:
only slappers like beeing asked if you can buy them a drink, it offends most people i know because the blokes that offer to buy people drinks are only after one thing and they are more like sex pests than people wanting a good time.
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Er, I've never known a women to be offended buy a guy buying her a drink... :confused:
 
Best attempt I've ever seen was a mate who walked up to a fairly good looking lass at the bar.

DUDE: Hi
DUDETTE: Hi
Approx 30 secs of awkward silence
DUDE: Ah **** it, I can't think of anything to say to ya.
*walks back*

:D

Another friend walked up to 2 women at a table and said to one, "Hi, do you wanna dance?". She said yes, to which he replied "**** off then, I want to talk to your friend." :D

Was in stitches for a good 5mins. :p

Personally, I fail hard at this. Haven't got the same confidence.
 
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