I've been chosen to sit on a large pole!

m0r94n · 6 Aug 2009 at 00:57

sandman06 said:
i feel tempted to go there now and shout out " ur ****, from ocuk"

You will become an internet hero.

ShaolinDreams · 6 Aug 2009 at 00:57

hold a sign saying "jestem jebany"

m0r94n · 6 Aug 2009 at 00:58

Anyone else looking forward to George?

BigglesPiP · 6 Aug 2009 at 00:59

So she didn't strip...

peetee · 6 Aug 2009 at 01:01

his website is bad.

lixxus · 6 Aug 2009 at 01:01

look at this oap pedo now, typical

m0r94n · 6 Aug 2009 at 01:02

Are applications still open for a place on the podium?

BigglesPiP · 6 Aug 2009 at 01:03

This old chap is actually good, his poem flows very well, although his dilevery can be a little clumsy.

Nix · 6 Aug 2009 at 01:04

Rubbish poetry! I've read better stuff on toilet walls.

lixxus · 6 Aug 2009 at 01:05

im just waiting for some looney to come on and talk about aliens with a tinfoil hat

^TANK^ · 6 Aug 2009 at 01:08

I'm hoping for a flasher personally.

peetee · 6 Aug 2009 at 01:11

im hopin for a divs bird to do a filthy chance, actually ill go to bed instead and hope i dream of one.

Someone should have taken this bloke for a new outfit before he got up on the pillar.

Caged · 6 Aug 2009 at 01:16

Take a toilet up there and just sit down reading a paper for an hour

^TANK^ · 6 Aug 2009 at 01:16

I think the old boy is getting slightly heckled.

CliffyBiro · 6 Aug 2009 at 01:29

Windle said:
Take a Laser Pen and try and get everyone to chase it around, then try and make them run into a wall. Everyone wins!

Winner

Awesome making the dog run into the wall.

Pkiely · 6 Aug 2009 at 01:54

Can u get power? Take an amp & an electric guitar, even better if you can't play to save your life.

Nix · 6 Aug 2009 at 02:34

Haha, some people in the crowd are having a row!

^TANK^ · 6 Aug 2009 at 02:42

Nix said:
Haha, some people in the crowd are having a row!

We could possibly see a live stabbing :eek:

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Nix · 6 Aug 2009 at 02:45

^TANK^ said:
We could possibly see a live stabbing.

It was some Jamaican fella shouting about how he'd escaped from prison or something.

^TANK^ · 6 Aug 2009 at 02:46

SHHHHHHHHHHHH I thought that was a bloke until it opened its mouth.