They seem to come up everywhere.
Who been digging my kitchen up?!?
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They seem to come up everywhere.
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Treat them as you would any other annoying, irritating creature - dowse them in chemical nerve agents.
Rectal failure? lol are you sure you don't mean renal failure?
Man Mustard ?
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Depends on how big and sexually deviant the rat is.
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O RLY?
So Stefnay has got a webcam then?
oi cheeky
The old man has popped over and is gonna give the floor a once over with a variety of chemicals, hope it helps. Will post pics if they still appear tonight, which no doubt they will.
probably a ghost... panic and move
short version of a true story..
mates house... replaces living room flooring, see's 5ftx2ft different coloured patch in the concreat (thinks nothing of it).. lays new floor, puts rug down goes to bed..
house locked only him in, woken up that night by something, goes down stairs..
a rug he put down has been rolled up and all the kitchen cupboards are open, all the cutlery is in a pile where the rug used to be, on top the where the different coloured concreat was (all the knives and spoons but no forks - or something like that).
he was so freaked out he moved in with a mate until his house was sold...
so its only reasonable to assume you have a GHOST that going to kill you.. so get out now!
<i happened to know a friend of the person who brought the house, I never told him the story.. few weeks later asked him how x was getting on and he said weired things had happened and they had a priest in to sort it) [a lot more to that story i missed out]>
short version of a true story..
mates house... replaces living room flooring, see's 5ftx2ft different coloured patch in the concreat (thinks nothing of it).. lays new floor, puts rug down goes to bed..
house locked only him in, woken up that night by something, goes down stairs..
a rug he put down has been rolled up and all the kitchen cupboards are open, all the cutlery is in a pile where the rug used to be, on top the where the different coloured concreat was (all the knives and spoons but no forks - or something like that).
he was so freaked out he moved in with a mate until his house was sold...
so its only reasonable to assume you have a GHOST that going to kill you.. so get out now!
<i happened to know a friend of the person who brought the house, I never told him the story.. few weeks later asked him how x was getting on and he said weired things had happened and they had a priest in to sort it) [a lot more to that story i missed out]>
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^Yes, it's the only reasonable and logical solution to your problem^
Some ghost is systematically removing the grout from around your tiles at night in an effort to release the vast number of undead bodies buried beneath your floor.
Some ghost is systematically removing the grout from around your tiles at night in an effort to release the vast number of undead bodies buried beneath your floor.
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Yes, because someone who has died a terrible death and is lingering on this mortal plain as a spirit is definitely going to be more interested in criticising your cutlery than actually explaining their presence!
his forks were obviously crap, and the supernatural world is obsessed with forks.
his forks were obviously crap, and the supernatural world is obsessed with forks.