Who been digging my kitchen up?!?

[Cosimo]

Those ********!

They seem to come up everywhere.

 

[Gypo]

Here is your problem:

 

[StevenRaith]

They seem to come up everywhere.

Treat them as you would any other annoying, irritating creature - dowse them in chemical nerve agents.

 

[simpletom]

If you can hear the scratching it could well be rats.

Rats = Leptospirosis.

Leptospirosis = sickness and death.

"This is characterized by meningitis, liver damage (causing jaundice), and rectal failure;"

Rather you than me.

 

[-BA-]

Here is your problem:

So Stefnay has got a webcam then?

 

[Wicksta]

"This is characterized by meningitis, liver damage (causing jaundice), and rectal failure;"

Rather you than me.

Rectal failure? lol are you sure you don't mean renal failure?

 

[DampCat]

Grout Goblins

 

[wildman]

Kitchen badgers, tbh. Spread mustard on the grouting.

Man Mustard ?

 

[jas72]

ants keep knocking the grouting out beneath my french doors so I'd say ants as well. Strange you don't see them though.

 

[StevenRaith]

It might be velociraptors:

http://xkcd.com/87/

 

[simpletom]

Rectal failure? lol are you sure you don't mean renal failure?

Depends on how big and sexually deviant the rat is.

 

[Angilion]

It's Gordon Brown.

Well, most things are his fault, so why not this too?

 

[Gypo]

It Fool!

He's in the walls and under the stairs, eatin yo grout.

 

[gillywibble]

For the past week without fail I wake up

O RLY?

 

[Stefnay]

So Stefnay has got a webcam then?

oi cheeky

The old man has popped over and is gonna give the floor a once over with a variety of chemicals, hope it helps. Will post pics if they still appear tonight, which no doubt they will.

 

[edscdk]

probably a ghost... panic and move

short version of a true story..

mates house... replaces living room flooring, see's 5ftx2ft different coloured patch in the concreat (thinks nothing of it).. lays new floor, puts rug down goes to bed..

house locked only him in, woken up that night by something, goes down stairs..

a rug he put down has been rolled up and all the kitchen cupboards are open, all the cutlery is in a pile where the rug used to be, on top the where the different coloured concreat was (all the knives and spoons but no forks - or something like that).

he was so freaked out he moved in with a mate until his house was sold...

so its only reasonable to assume you have a GHOST that going to kill you.. so get out now!

<i happened to know a friend of the person who brought the house, I never told him the story.. few weeks later asked him how x was getting on and he said weired things had happened and they had a priest in to sort it) [a lot more to that story i missed out]>

 

[Fenris]

probably a ghost... panic and move

short version of a true story..

Yah.

Totaly.

 

[Busa]

probably a ghost... panic and move

short version of a true story..

Was the tv on and were kitchen chairs stacked precariously on a table?

 

[Antar Bolaeisk]

^Yes, it's the only reasonable and logical solution to your problem^

Some ghost is systematically removing the grout from around your tiles at night in an effort to release the vast number of undead bodies buried beneath your floor.

 

[StevenRaith]

Yes, because someone who has died a terrible death and is lingering on this mortal plain as a spirit is definitely going to be more interested in criticising your cutlery than actually explaining their presence!

his forks were obviously crap, and the supernatural world is obsessed with forks.