Soldato
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All of the above and then some. I'll be putting the heads of burglars on pikes outside my home.
...and I think you'll fnd it works as an effective deterrent against robberies in the future.

You could even do it tastefully, with like a rockery or something around the pike, and have a nice fountain of water flowing from the intruders screaming mouth.