Soldato
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All of the above and then some. I'll be putting the heads of burglars on pikes outside my home.
...and I think you'll fnd it works as an effective deterrent against robberies in the future. Who needs burglar alarms that go off when you're out and annoy the neighbours?
You could even do it tastefully, with like a rockery or something around the pike, and have a nice fountain of water flowing from the intruders screaming mouth.