The last embarrassing thing you got caught doing
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one morning after staying with my girlfriend of the time, her parents gave a very knowing look, and merely greeted us with "Sleep well?" while her dad chuckled away in the corner, she was more embarrassed then I was, but her family was fun like that 
One of my friends returned from uni with a story where he went out for a night out with four of the five people in his shared house. When they returned later they walked into the lounge (its one of those houses where the front door leads straight into the lounge) to find the TV on with some porn on it and no-one visible. To fill in the missing detail, the sofa is facing the tv and the back is towards the "!audience". They are then treated to the sight of the fifth housemate(the freak apparently) suddenly sitting up, mouth in an perfect "O" shape. Yes, you guessed it. He was one of the rare people who can perform auto-fellatio.
When they woke up the next morning he'd gone. He'd emptied out his room of all belongings during the night, left the rent and vanished. If only he'd be so discrete the night before.
When they woke up the next morning he'd gone. He'd emptied out his room of all belongings during the night, left the rent and vanished. If only he'd be so discrete the night before.
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Probably my friend walking in on me having a verbal rant as I killed someone on CS who had killed me the round before. 
Not much I know.
Not much I know.
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Gelling up my pubes
(joking)
Walking around the house naked probably.
(joking)
Walking around the house naked probably.
Had a bunch of lads come round on friday night for a night ride on the bikes, one of which has a key as he is a best mate, opened the door only to find me in my tshirt and boxers laughing like a kid rolling around on the floor with all 8 of the pups.
Reason for being in t shirt and underwear was I was about to put my leathers on.
Non the less, seeing a 6'2" well built lad with a great big beard, deep voice rolling around like a child with pups was rather embarrassing lol
ags
Reason for being in t shirt and underwear was I was about to put my leathers on.
Non the less, seeing a 6'2" well built lad with a great big beard, deep voice rolling around like a child with pups was rather embarrassing lol
ags
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Watching pr0n
Picking my nose. It was one of those horrible hard ones, you know? When you twitch your nose and you can feel it poking the side of your nostril. It's so prominent, you're almost positive people can SEE it pressing against the side of your nose like some little stowaway trying to get out. When i said any word with the letter "N" it would vibrate slightly and make me feel like i had to sneeze.
Sod that, i had to get the little blighter out of there. No tissues, but it couldn't wait. He had to go.
I was on a train. 2 people saw. I had nowehere to put it, and they were watching, so i just sat with it in my hand for 15 minutes. When i got off, I subtely held a sign post as i went round a corner and there it came to rest.
Sod that, i had to get the little blighter out of there. No tissues, but it couldn't wait. He had to go.
I was on a train. 2 people saw. I had nowehere to put it, and they were watching, so i just sat with it in my hand for 15 minutes. When i got off, I subtely held a sign post as i went round a corner and there it came to rest.
Dancing and singing along to N-Dubz in the car.
Yes, I felt ashamed. No, I won't do it again
Oh! I have a better one, my mate caught me screaming out the words to california dreaming by mama and papas!
He was not best pleased lol
ags
It was my mother's birthday this weekend, and my girlfriend and I got her a cookbook for one of her presents, and made her a cake from the book!
When I gave it to her (fully wrapped) I said, "The recipe for the cake we made is in that book" everyone burst out laughing, and I realized what a total retard I'd just been lol.
When I gave it to her (fully wrapped) I said, "The recipe for the cake we made is in that book" everyone burst out laughing, and I realized what a total retard I'd just been lol.
Your username is quite appropriate in that situation
[TW]Fox;15175512 said:
To be fair, there's nowt wrong with reading a book.
A few months back, I was just getting out the bath. The Mrs was in the bathroom and we were talking.
The bath almost drained, I stood up and started to dry myself, still talking to the Mrs. I then felt the need to do a really big fart and ended up sharting - right there in front of her. Poo down my leg and in the remaining bathwater! She saw the lot!
Promptly instructed her to leave whilst I had a shower. Thankfully she's never mentioned it since.
The bath almost drained, I stood up and started to dry myself, still talking to the Mrs. I then felt the need to do a really big fart and ended up sharting - right there in front of her. Poo down my leg and in the remaining bathwater! She saw the lot!
Promptly instructed her to leave whilst I had a shower. Thankfully she's never mentioned it since.
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Well you just made me lol at work
