The last embarrassing thing you got caught doing

Grissle said:
I had a drunken encounter about a week ago and suffered from a lack of 'standing to attention'.
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Ha, same happened to me the other night after a day and night on the lash, was pretty far gone at the time though so wasn't really embarassed, just dissapointed :(.
 
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I was about 16/17. Im at home, which is with my parents. Its kinda late 1/2am, the GF is round and Dads still up.

We're getting down to business she's on top, then my ol' man decides he's gonna walk in, he catches us both naked!

The look on his face was priceless.

Took a few minutes to re-compose ourselves so we could finish!
 
FBi7 said:
A few months back, I was just getting out the bath. The Mrs was in the bathroom and we were talking.

The bath almost drained, I stood up and started to dry myself, still talking to the Mrs. I then felt the need to do a really big fart and ended up sharting - right there in front of her. Poo down my leg and in the remaining bathwater! She saw the lot!

Promptly instructed her to leave whilst I had a shower. Thankfully she's never mentioned it since.
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Crying!! Ahahahahaha
 
D5T said:
Nice. Merely an interruption of the performance not a cancellation! Well played Sir!
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Thanks...

Though she did take some "persuading" to get back in the mood... Oh, and the ol' man said sorry when I saw him in the morning... Couldn't look me in the eye though...
 
had an arguement with the misses, went to the pub to cooldown, 1 phonecall to a mate, 1 taxi ride and many pints later i was calling her at 5 in the morning to continue with our "discussion". I thought i was in a good frame of mind...turns out i was not. i had to apologise lots
 
Mine isnt as bad as some in here

I was on the bodybuilding forum when my mum came in and I had muscley men with their tops off on the screen

quickly explained it was a bodybuilding forum
probably thinks im gay now
 
In the pub with my girlfriend having a drink.

She decides she needs to fart, does it silently then in the loudest possible voice she shouts.

'SKULLY THAT IS DISGUSTING'

As the smell washes over me making me gag.

The table next to us got up and left :(.
 
Skully said:
In the pub with my girlfriend having a drink.

She decides she needs to fart, does it silently then in the loudest possible voice she shouts.

'SKULLY THAT IS DISGUSTING'

As the smell washes over me making me gag.

The table next to us got up and left :(.
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Is that because you gave her the butt sex?
 
FBi7 said:
A few months back, I was just getting out the bath. The Mrs was in the bathroom and we were talking.

The bath almost drained, I stood up and started to dry myself, still talking to the Mrs. I then felt the need to do a really big fart and ended up sharting - right there in front of her. Poo down my leg and in the remaining bathwater! She saw the lot!

Promptly instructed her to leave whilst I had a shower. Thankfully she's never mentioned it since.
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If I could give individual posts a 5 Star Rating, I would do it for this one.

Hilarious!
 
I was once doing the hoovering up with my iPod in on full whack and singing extremely loudly.

Obviously I can hear nothing over the sound of the music and the hoover, next thing I know there's someone else there... you know that sixth sense you get.

I turned round and nearly took the head off my Nan with the hoover extension :(

To make things worse, I had Dr. Dre 2001 on and the words aren't particularly... clean.

lol. Oh and yes I am aware doing the hoovering as a 22 year old lad is embarrassing enough :D
 
playing the drinking game "never have I ever" with uni friends, some of whom know a few of my antics, and also playing with some girls I wouldn't have minded, needless to say I was effectively cockblocked >.<
 
about 6 months ago i picked up this girl from town after night out went back to mine and ended up smashing her for a while! my dad come in the room naked cause he must have just woke up looked me and said "dont mind me just turning you computer off to save electric" and turned it off then walked back out without saying anything! the girl at the time was on top totally naked no quilt or anything! she looked at me afterwards and was like wtf its not like i get to see 2 cocks in 1 day!! tried to carry on but i got the proper flop on and it wouldnt work again for ages :(

all my dad said next day was "you lucky little ****er"

was pretty funny at the time
 
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