The last embarrassing thing you got caught doing

Westie said:
about 6 months ago i picked up this girl from town after night out went back to mine and ended up smashing her for a while! my dad come in the room naked cause he must have just woke up looked me and said "dont mind me just turning you computer off to save electric" and turned it off then walked back out without saying anything! the girl at the time was on top totally naked no quilt or anything! she looked at me afterwards and was like wtf its not like i get to see 2 cocks in 1 day!! tried to carry on but i got the proper flop on and it wouldnt work again for ages :(

all my dad said next day was "you lucky little ****er"

was pretty funny at the time
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Is it normal for your Dad to walk into your room naked? 'Cause that would freak me the hell out.
 
Ciphon said:
It was my mother's birthday this weekend, and my girlfriend and I got her a cookbook for one of her presents, and made her a cake from the book!

When I gave it to her (fully wrapped) I said, "The recipe for the cake we made is in that book" everyone burst out laughing, and I realized what a total retard I'd just been lol.
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Haha
 
i haven't been caught doing anything really embarrassing, mainly just prancing around the kitchen or singing really loudly to a cheesy song only to spin around and find my dad standing in the doorway laughing his head off at me. lol
 
My gfs parents are going through a divorce, I'm on her dads side regarding the whole situation and have had many an argument with her mum.

Anyway, we're sat down having dinner with them both and my ladyfriends Dad pipes up and talks about the wine I bought him for his birthday over the weekend. Unfortunately I had totally forgotten that it had also been gf's mothers birthday a few days before and I'd not got her anything. She then voices the fact I'd not got her anything and asks why, which results in an extremely embarrassed me. 'Sorry I totally forgot'. I've been with my girlfriend 6 years so I've got no excuse really. Other than being a man I don't have a clue when anyone's birthday is...
 
while being really hung over gettin dragged to my girlfriends mum birthday lunch at a really posh classy resturant. I made a comment like "use and abuse, dont marry and carry" I had to avoid eye contact with her parents for the rest of the meal. Think I was still drunk!
 
FBi7 said:
A few months back, I was just getting out the bath. The Mrs was in the bathroom and we were talking.

The bath almost drained, I stood up and started to dry myself, still talking to the Mrs. I then felt the need to do a really big fart and ended up sharting - right there in front of her. Poo down my leg and in the remaining bathwater! She saw the lot!

Promptly instructed her to leave whilst I had a shower. Thankfully she's never mentioned it since.
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sorry but that is 5 star gold :D
 
I got wasted at my first ever company Christmas party and made a complete fool of myself. It was free booze and I was completely wasted - grabbed the microphone on the stage, hurled abuse at someone I worked with over the mic, then tripped over a speaker and fell off the stage. Fortunately it was at 3am and there was only about 30 people left out of several hundred, but it was still horrible - especially as I didn't remember a thing and had to be told it all by my date the next day :(

However, 15 years on I can look back and laugh :D
 
I was at my Nan's cremation and I was trying to turn my ringer off on my phone as we walked in, instead I managed to change it to the Storm song that starts with the lady breathily singing "It's time to burn" followed by some very loud synths..... I got so many dirty looks.
 
secretspy said:
i haven't been caught doing anything really embarrassing, mainly just prancing around the kitchen or singing really loudly to a cheesy song only to spin around and find my dad standing in the doorway laughing his head off at me. lol
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I once showed this girl my willy over webcam.
 
PistolPete said:
I was at my Nan's cremation and I was trying to turn my ringer off on my phone as we walked in, instead I managed to change it to the Storm song that starts with the lady breathily singing "It's time to burn" followed by some very loud synths..... I got so many dirty looks.
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coincidence has never been so perfect before!
 
FBi7 said:
A few months back, I was just getting out the bath. The Mrs was in the bathroom and we were talking.

The bath almost drained, I stood up and started to dry myself, still talking to the Mrs. I then felt the need to do a really big fart and ended up sharting - right there in front of her. Poo down my leg and in the remaining bathwater! She saw the lot!

Promptly instructed her to leave whilst I had a shower. Thankfully she's never mentioned it since.
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OMG! I couldn't stop laughing for ages the first time I read that. Brilliant!
 
FBi7 said:
A few months back, I was just getting out the bath. The Mrs was in the bathroom and we were talking.

The bath almost drained, I stood up and started to dry myself, still talking to the Mrs. I then felt the need to do a really big fart and ended up sharting - right there in front of her. Poo down my leg and in the remaining bathwater! She saw the lot!

Promptly instructed her to leave whilst I had a shower. Thankfully she's never mentioned it since.
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WINNER:D
 
FBi7 said:
A few months back, I was just getting out the bath. The Mrs was in the bathroom and we were talking.

The bath almost drained, I stood up and started to dry myself, still talking to the Mrs. I then felt the need to do a really big fart and ended up sharting - right there in front of her. Poo down my leg and in the remaining bathwater! She saw the lot!

Promptly instructed her to leave whilst I had a shower. Thankfully she's never mentioned it since.
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LOL. Fantastic. :p
 
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