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It's not terribly coherent but this is what I've deduced from 10 minutes of staring

Malc30 gets greased up by some rotter on fbchat

The resultant text excerpt is something posted on her wall - Mark is probably her fella and is accusing her of being a flirty pants, which she denies, but malc30 confirms on her fb page. Hence the utmost lols.

Translation:

Mark : I say there wench of mine, I question your behaviour and inherent integrity.

Trudi: Why wouldst thou hold such thoughts noble sir?

Trudi: I call upon you to respond kind sir.

Trudi: I hereby decree my innocence and deny presenting myself to other menfolk, my honour as a lady is intact. I believe you have me confused with that bewitched hussy with whom you once spent much time with.

Trudi: For all to hear, I have been falsely accused of matrimonial treason! Cast aside these lies! I care more for my man than to corrupt our love with lies and subterfuge.

Malc30: You is well nicked luv.

Haha, ten times better than my summary :D
 
I can never read that sort of txt speak :(

At least my sadface has a little hat :D


But my happy face doesn't :(
 
It's not terribly coherent but this is what I've deduced from 10 minutes of staring

Malc30 gets greased up by some rotter on fbchat

The resultant text excerpt is something posted on her wall - Mark is probably her fella and is accusing her of being a flirty pants, which she denies, but malc30 confirms on her fb page. Hence the utmost lols.

Translation:

Mark : I say there wench of mine, I question your behaviour and inherent integrity.

Trudi: Why wouldst thou hold such thoughts noble sir?

Trudi: I call upon you to respond kind sir.

Trudi: I hereby decree my innocence and deny presenting myself to other menfolk, my honour as a lady is intact. I believe you have me confused with that bewitched hussy with whom you once spent much time with.

Trudi: For all to hear, I have been falsely accused of matrimonial treason! Cast aside these lies! I care more for my man than to corrupt our love with lies and subterfuge.

Malc30: You is well nicked luv.

hahaha classic .. now posts like these is way I hang in there when in threads like this :p
 
I'm sure I remember seeing somewhere a thread about the quality of posts being made in General Discussion. I think this thread oversteps that line considerably and is nothing more than pointless spam.
 
I have no idea what is going on really but if I post this - :D, people might think I understand because I think it's supposed to be a funny thread.

:D
 
So malc, the question nobody appears to have answered yet.

Have you smashed this young ladys backdoor in yet?
 
I think, with all due sadness, the time has come when we need to put down malc. He's getting on and well he's lost the "funneh's".

We'll miss him, but it's for the best :(

Can I borrow someone's shotgun please?
 
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