you dont have to scrub if you learn the merits of letting dishes SEEP in hot soapy water
stupid women :rolleyes:
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you dont have to scrub if you learn the merits of letting dishes SEEP in hot soapy water
And you men are all angels and don't have any foibles right?
CORRECT!!
Thank you, at last, some of you are starting to get it
I think she wanted you to see the effort she'd gone to for just you... and ravage her on and off for most of the night! Going out would make that rather less possible
Here I am!
I agree though, we all have bouts of The Crazy. Some more than others, some more intense than others, some more likely to apologise afterwards than others.
BUT it's weird, when single I was on an incredibly even keel - occasionally grumpy but nothing more. Now taken with a man I've loved more than any that have come before, and who I'm about to move in with (eeek) - I'm all over the place.
I dunno if it's hormones, or just because I'm so into him that anything he does that seems to be a slight on me is much more important to me, or both.
Like, if someone you don't care about too much pees you off, you're just a little bit miffed for a while if it's nothing drastic, right? If someone you love dearly manages to pee you off, it feels like the world's turned upside-down - how could they - he knows me so well - can he not see - doesn't he understand - O God we're doomed!
Yuh. Bonkers. Sorry!
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PS: Perfect solution is a double sink, bubbles and food runoff on one side, hot water on the other - scrub in the bubbles, dunk in the water, drain on the rack - done. Never had one of my own, though - one day I aspire to having a double sink...
Maybe it wasn't what you COULD see that meant she couldn't go out in what she was wearing... Might have had a wee surprise in store for you later that night which she thought, although appropriate for the home, not appropriate to wear out
I do say MAYBE of course
Yeah i would have clocked this one stright away, She was waiting for you to jump her bones and you didn't. if she looked stunning then why didn't you **** her?
Through extensive experiance, i can tell you, that if the OH comes out of her bedroom looking stunning, she will love it if you jump her there and then. No matter if you were intending to go out or not.
I think this sums up quite well the fundamental differences between the male and female of the species.
No man has ever, or will ever, aspire to owning a double-sink. A Murcielago, a tank, a Lear Jet... who knows? But never, ever, a double sink.
My god, you should try doing anything in my house.
I got a telling off for not putting my wifes clothes away... well i:
i) take them down and put them in the laundry basket
ii) sort and put them in the washer and wash them
iii) get them out and dry them
iv) fold them
v) hang them...
does she want me to fricking wear them
The things we've had rows about is really breathtaking, last week we were on divorce stations wait for it... all because i'd eaten the last two sections of Terry's Chocolate Orange...
The best argument i've ever had was one night she came in from work late and i had tea all nice and made up ready, she told me to put it out for her while she took little-un up to bed. When she came back down 30mins later her tea was cold and she said she wasn't eating it because it was cold. I offered to warm it up. No. Well do you want me to cook you some more? No, i'm hungry now. Well do you want me to get you a take-away, fish and chips or a sandwich. No i don't fancy any of those i'm going bed. 20minutes later she's still up God i'm starving, why won't you do me anything "darl". Well OK what do you want i'll go out and get the ingredients or whatever we need to do whatever you want... no *que big discussion on a bad day ending with her blaming ME for not doing her anything... well i flipped said i'd offered to heat, make fresh, make alternative, go and get food, go and get ingredients and nothing is good...
For anyone considering marriage i'd seriously recommend against it! Living the dream puh living the lie *sighs*
I know 100% that i do more than the majority of men out there and yet i get moaned at, threatened and attacked (on occasion) because i haven't done one of the 40 things i do, do.
Any of you guys ever get the: "stop doing the dishes and come and spend time with me" only to 30minutes later have an argument that starts "Why the hell haven't you done the dishes?"
God Bless the Old Ball and Chain
Well enough ranting...
I got a telling off for not putting my wifes clothes away... well i:
i) take them down and put them in the laundry basket
ii) sort and put them in the washer and wash them
iii) get them out and dry them
iv) fold them
v) hang them...
does she want me to fricking wear them
The things we've had rows about is really breathtaking, last week we were on divorce stations wait for it... all because i'd eaten the last two sections of Terry's Chocolate Orange...
The best argument i've ever had was one night she came in from work late and i had tea all nice and made up ready, she told me to put it out for her while she took little-un up to bed. When she came back down 30mins later her tea was cold and she said she wasn't eating it because it was cold. I offered to warm it up. No. Well do you want me to cook you some more? No, i'm hungry now. Well do you want me to get you a take-away, fish and chips or a sandwich. No i don't fancy any of those i'm going bed. 20minutes later she's still up God i'm starving, why won't you do me anything "darl". Well OK what do you want i'll go out and get the ingredients or whatever we need to do whatever you want... no *que big discussion on a bad day ending with her blaming ME for not doing her anything... well i flipped said i'd offered to heat, make fresh, make alternative, go and get food, go and get ingredients and nothing is good...
For anyone considering marriage i'd seriously recommend against it! Living the dream puh living the lie *sighs*
I know 100% that i do more than the majority of men out there and yet i get moaned at, threatened and attacked (on occasion) because i haven't done one of the 40 things i do, do.
Any of you guys ever get the: "stop doing the dishes and come and spend time with me" only to 30minutes later have an argument that starts "Why the hell haven't you done the dishes?"
God Bless the Old Ball and Chain
Well enough ranting...
That's how I roll.
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I think this sums up quite well the fundamental differences between the male and female of the species.
No man has ever, or will ever, aspire to owning a double-sink. A Murcielago, a tank, a Lear Jet... who knows? But never, ever, a double sink.
Nope you're wrong, I wanted a double sink and when I got my first house it was one of the first things I bought to do it up! Always wanted to get one of those big taps as well with the hoses!
The rear view mirror in our car fell off. We tried some stickers, but they didn't work. My wife went to Halfords and came back with some glue to fix it back on. I read the back of the packet and it specifically says that it is OK for all cars except the Ford Fiesta Mk 4 and the Mazda 121, which is a re-branded Ford Fiesta Mk 4. We have a Ford Fiesta Mk 4. I pointed this out to my wife and she went ahead and tried it anyway. It didn't work. Now we have gunk on the windscreen and no rear view mirror, and have to use one of those little ones with a sucker on the back.
Every now and again we come round to discussing the fact that we should take it to a garage or something and get it fixed properly, and every time she absolutely refuses to admit any fault for using the wrong glue. It always seems to go like this:
Me: That glue specifically said it wasn't suitable for our car.
Her: But it was the only glue available.
Me: But it said it wouldn't work.
Her: If you go to Halfords, they have stickers and they have this glue. That is all that is available.
Me: But it said it wouldn't work.
Her: That was all that was available.
Me: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
She seems to think that her actions are justified through lack of choice, even though the glue was specifically described as unsuitable.
It drives me mental.
Every now and again we come round to discussing the fact that we should take it to a garage or something and get it fixed properly, and every time she absolutely refuses to admit any fault for using the wrong glue. It always seems to go like this:
Me: That glue specifically said it wasn't suitable for our car.
Her: But it was the only glue available.
Me: But it said it wouldn't work.
Her: If you go to Halfords, they have stickers and they have this glue. That is all that is available.
Me: But it said it wouldn't work.
Her: That was all that was available.
Me: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
She seems to think that her actions are justified through lack of choice, even though the glue was specifically described as unsuitable.
It drives me mental.
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Not married but mine is pretty cool and laidback...although if i get angry the dozy cow just bursts into tears so we dont have any arguements
...genuinely confused as ive never quite met a woman like her that bursts into tears as soon as i raise my voice..hell its not even like im shouting or anything.
Oh well keeps the peace i suppose...love her to bits though.
...genuinely confused as ive never quite met a woman like her that bursts into tears as soon as i raise my voice..hell its not even like im shouting or anything.Oh well keeps the peace i suppose...love her to bits though.
I'd rather just do my own housework .. that way it will get done right and I wont have to go over it again, luckily I live alone so this isnt an issue will say though when the bf is here and he cleans something or washes something up he does do it as well as I would so can't complain to much.
will say though when the bf is here and he cleans something or washes something up he does do it as well as I would so can't complain to much.
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Not all marriages are like that. Mine isn't for starters. Anyway anybody who has been living together for long periods of time married or not is going to have periods when you get on each other nerves and the slightest thing sets you off.
My much beloved wife is so stubborn and independent and when she winds me up it's usually because of that!