*FARTS*

[Voltar]

Fun read

 

[dan7777]

i have IBS and suffer bad from farts and wind trouble im on tablets because of it all its a horrible thing trapped wind etc...

 

[cymatty]

Only 7mph, that is weak.

 

[Amp34]

But then why are my farts normally quiet yet non smelly?! *head explodes*

 

[Hate]

If you're in bed and feel the urge, do you pose for increased exit velocity?

 

[Marky]

Fun read

 

[timmy222]

Lol but true

I have known my wife for 20 years and have yet to hear her fart.
Hand on heart and hope to die if I lie this is true.
Of course she does, but i just have to catch her.
Strange women with good old fashioned values.
Must annoy her as I drop my guts when i please.

 

[sigma]

Only 7mph, that is weak.

Must be an average surely.

7mph sounds like a challenge to me, i'm sure I can beat that.

 

[MarcLister]

I love it when I fart in the bath.

 

[Things change I've changed]

If you're in bed and feel the urge, do you pose for increased exit velocity?

Nah not really, but I give the duvet a good few flaps to expel the gas

 

[mrk]

I have known my wife for 20 years and have yet to hear her fart.
Hand on heart and hope to die if I lie this is true.
Of course she does, but i just have to catch her.
Strange women with good old fashioned values.
Must annoy her as I drop my guts when i please.

I hope you clean the mess afterwards instead of her

FWIW, Farts after eating beans occurs several hours after the fact - I once measured!

 

[sigma]

I love it when I fart in the bath.

With your head under the water? Sick ****.

 

[DB_SamX]

I'd hazard a guess at it is because you are in a vertical position so allowing a stronger flow of 'gas' to your rectum

If you sleep in a vertical position, I thing you're doing it wrong.

I'm going to guess that people are usually relaxed lying on the bed and when you relax, well, everything (gas only hopefully) just comes out.

 

[Things change I've changed]

If you sleep in a vertical position, I thing you're doing it wrong.

Your right <slaps forehead>, I meant horizontal, I always get those mixed up, same with left or right.

 

[MagicBoy]

I just did a cracking fart whilst reading this. The smell made the cat run away!

 

[Mr. Anderson]

I love it when I fart in the bath.

So much more funny, but omg, the water must do something because they smell so much worse!

 

[Peter Diffey]

Anyone else ever noticed that those morning thunder farts never smell?

 

[Things change I've changed]

So much more funny, but omg, the water must do something because they smell so much worse!

The water just keeps it contained in a vacuum so when it's released from the water it's a lot stronger and in a higher concentration in a smaller area, normally on a farts release from your rectum it spreads a little before it reaches your nose therefore diffusing the smell slightly.

I've posted too much in this thread already , but I guess the science of farts is interesting

 

[MagicBoy]

So much more funny, but omg, the water must do something because they smell so much worse!

I was thinking the exact same. Must filter the fart somehow.

 

[Phate]

I was thinking the exact same. Must filter the fart somehow.

Indeed...shower farts are almost worthy of a coma