Problems posting the best joke ever on facebook :(

A rabbit and a bear are in the woods.

The bear just finished have a dump, and turns to the rabbit, asking: "Mate, do you ever have a problem with crap sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit replies, "Nope, can't say I ever have."

"Great!", says the bear, picking up the rabbit and wiping his arse with him.

ps. I don't get the bike joke either :(
 
iamdjdz said:
Ah I just reinstalled facebook and I can confirm that it is now working.

I was also trying to find the error message but because it worked I couldn't.


Oh and the joke is:
A man walked into a bakers and asked for a loaf of bread. The baker asked him, "Brown or white?" To which he replied, "it's ok, my bike's parked outside."
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I've got a better one...

What do you get when you cross a pus-filled handkerchief and a worm-infested faecal smear?...

Your face!
 
I have a feeling this joke won't be being explained anytime soon.

Nor do I think it is actually a joke. More a sentence of words designed to wind people up because it doesn't make sense.

Hook, line and sinker? perhaps?
 
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