Fixing crotch bulge in Jeans

[Randomface74]

I think it's to do with the fit of the jeans. are you wearing them too high on your hips?

 

[4T5]

Can we stop calling it 'pants'. In England we wear trousers

...And trouser-tent sounds better.

Good man.
Pants to me just means Rubbish & my Bulge is Not rubbish it's Awesome.

 

[h00fzilla]

OP is far too self conscious. You are the only one looking at your crotch, and if anyone else is, be thankful you have a bulge.

^^^

 

[ben90]

Good man.
Pants to me just means Rubbish & my Bulge is Not rubbish it's Awesome.

High five!

 

[sorn21]

I just leave it.

Loud and Proud.

 

[No1newts]

Argh! What an annoyance this is! When I sit down with jeans, I get an artifical bulge because of the denim, which is 'rigid'. When I'm on the tube or something I have to flatten it down, or stay stood up otherwise I look like a right one!

Any fellow OCUKers have any solutions to stop artifical crotch bulges? I suppose if the material was tighter around the front, but I don't want skinny jeans

Oh, and I can't wait to get a few laughs and some serious responses from this thread (if any!)

If anyone comments just say you have a huge **** its a female ask her if she wants to see it if its a bloke tell him to go away and stop being jealous

 

[whitecrook]

OP - you aren't that important that everyone is looking at your crotch all the time.

 

[Oxide™]

Look around the tube until you see a female noticing your alpha then *finger gun point, double ****/horse tchick! tchick!* at her

seriously this is a non issue, or was when actually pitching tents in class around 10 years old

 

[bushmins]

At what point did you start to think people even take the time to look?

 

[OCdude]

Vigorously rub the bulge until it goes down. This is perfectly acceptable behaviour for the underground

 

[I get around]

Everyone gets it dude, just part of wearing jeans, why care if people on the tube think you've got a woody anyway? Do you know them? No. Then why care?

 

[Vita]

I have it in my jeans, mine's normally caused by my belt. But I don't care, so what if I look like I've got a walking raging hard0n. Doesn't bother me.

 

[Cosimo]

Vigorously rub the bulge until it goes down. This is perfectly acceptable behaviour for the underground

It is on late night tubes.

 

[-Exodus-]

man up and just deal with it! no one really cares tbh.

 

[BennyC]

Anybody who has ever worn trousers will have had one.
Unless your bulge starts to grown down your thigh I wouldnt worry about it.

What's worse is when the loops on your jeans are quite far apart on the front. The top of the jeans then slips under the belt and gives you an artifical bulge whilst standing/up walking around. You then look like you have crab/lice/warts as you read ajust your trousers every 2 minutes.

 

[PGdude]

Pull your trousers down a bit. Otherwise its just fine really.


The tent is normal phenomena. I have it all the time

 

[JBuk]

So in essence the op is saying he's not man enough to fill his pants?

 

[DJMK4]

Walk up to a laydee and say (hey, anyone wanna see the eiffel tower?)

 

[Cosimo]

Walk up to a laydee and say (hey, anyone wanna see the eiffel tower?)

.... and she will say, “Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

 

[chaparral]

Any fellow OCUKers have any solutions to stop artifical crotch bulges?

You could try wearing a mini skirt or short dress instead of jeans..