Awkward flatmate issue...

had a massive falling out with housemates recently, generally due to me being in my 3rd year = stressed + housemates making loads of noise at 4am etc etc

do everything you can to wind her up, eventually she'll crack, go mental, then you'll kiss and make up


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Tell her that you are in Love with her boyfriend & the pair of you can't stop making Gay Love.

To be fair I did actually do this quite a lot before last night, just because is so touchy about everything, I can't help but wind her up. I used to limp in to the kitchen etc. when they were both there and smile at him, I thought it was quite funny but obviously.... :p
 
Pff I would just man the hell up and stay where you are - if she don't like you, it's her problem and she should go :p
 
To be fair I did actually do this quite a lot before last night, just because is so touchy about everything, I can't help but wind her up. I used to limp in to the kitchen etc. when they were both there and smile at him, I thought it was quite funny but obviously.... :p

Her bf is surely offended if she thinks he might be gay :p
 
Have your balls hanging out your zip, walk straight into the kitchen and wave them into the fridge when she and her bf are there, this should be followed by a wink at the bf and an icy glare at the gf.
 
Break into her room whilst she is out and strip off naked and just lie there waiting. When she comes in just give her the evil eye and wink and see were it goes from there.
 
have you tried to sit down and have a one to one conversation with her? I know you said she goes mad when she is drunk, but an open conversation might help explain that you did not cause a man to die in a river :/

also if you're living in shared accomodation - do your bit. it's very annoying when people dont wash up, dont keep the place tidy and lack respect for other people - i've got a flat full of em! it can go a long way towards forming opinions of people, so after easter perhaps start makign an effort?
 
Blimey!

There's only 6-8 weeks left of uni this year anyway. I'll also assume you're not sharing accommodation with her next year either. So to be fair I wouldn't worry about it. Keep your head down and stay out of each other's way really. After the 8 weeks the chances of ever seeing her again is if you bump into her around uni or something. It's not like you're going to have a deep conversation.
 
Best thing to do is to be extra friendly with the rest of the house mates to alienate her so they take your side with everything.
 
Well Customs I'm not that bad, I mean I leave it til there are like maybe 3 plates / 2 glasses, and then i'll do it, so like leaving it for one/two days, I'm not some horrendously messy person.

Might give her a little apology so I can carry on living my life.

@Semple, yeah she's pretty much the reason I'm living with other people rather than my current flatmates, I just imagine 2 more years of watching everything I say and do.
 
As the years have gone by I've lived as part of 8 different households, and 4 of them have contained women. 3 were idiots to live with and in hindsight all 18-22; they were just too young and still hadn't matured their coping skills. The other lass was in her late thirties, and low and behold was rational and pleasant. That's why I'd never live with young women again.

Tell her to **** off.
 
Say sorry to her, you go to war with the girl you have nothing to gain.

Ask her to have a word, tell her you apologize and I hope we can get on. DONE.

If she continues to be a cow think about your actions and if it doesnt warrant it then its war with the B****

Oh and if you cant handle your drink then..... Dont drink, your become a pain in the arse to your mates and never get laid if your sick overyourself and act a muppet.

good luck
 
Say sorry to her, you go to war with the girl you have nothing to gain.

Ask her to have a word, tell her you apologize and I hope we can get on. DONE.

If she continues to be a cow think about your actions and if it doesnt warrant it then its war with the B****

Oh and if you cant handle your drink then..... Dont drink, your become a pain in the arse to your mates and never get laid if your sick overyourself and act a muppet.

good luck

are you a chick? NEVER show weakness in front of birds!

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Tell her you see her as a mother figure and that by now she should be doing your washing and cleaning up after you, you're dissapointed that she never cooks you food or nurses you when you come home drunk.

Oh, and buy her a washing line.

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Tell her you see her as a mother figure and that by now she should be doing your washing and cleaning up after you, you're dissapointed that she never cooks you food or nurses you when you come home drunk.

Oh, and buy her a washing line.

:D

hahaha, and some rubber washing up gloves
 
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