Tell her that you are in Love with her boyfriend & the pair of you can't stop making Gay Love.
To be fair I did actually do this quite a lot before last night, just because is so touchy about everything, I can't help but wind her up. I used to limp in to the kitchen etc. when they were both there and smile at him, I thought it was quite funny but obviously....![]()
She's probably secretly in love with you and is jealous that you didn't throw up on her, the sicko.
Say sorry to her, you go to war with the girl you have nothing to gain.
Ask her to have a word, tell her you apologize and I hope we can get on. DONE.
If she continues to be a cow think about your actions and if it doesnt warrant it then its war with the B****
Oh and if you cant handle your drink then..... Dont drink, your become a pain in the arse to your mates and never get laid if your sick overyourself and act a muppet.
good luck
Tell her to get stuffed and be more responsible with your alcohol intake?
Tell her you see her as a mother figure and that by now she should be doing your washing and cleaning up after you, you're dissapointed that she never cooks you food or nurses you when you come home drunk.
Oh, and buy her a washing line.
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