Awkward flatmate issue...

[gambitt]

Then she came out with this tirade of stuff she'd obviously bottled up for ages. Apparently she thinks I'm the most selfish person.......

I think I know what the problem is.

 

[Samueltastic]

Just shhh her that will really annoy here. I do it to my girlfriend just to annoy her sometimes.

 

[4T5]

How about Buying a new set of kitchen knives, Putting a few pics of Dennis Nielsen about the flat & playing Goodbye horses repeatedly as loud as you can all the while dancing about dressed as a woman with your tackle tucked up behind you.
That'll learn her.

 

[mmj_uk]

Just ignore her and carry on as usual.

 

[MajorMaccas]

Give her a sarcastic apology

"I'm so sorry for that night, and I shall try to stop making passes at your bf..." etc

 

[FatBoyObese]

How about Buying a new set of kitchen knives, Putting a few pics of Dennis Nielsen about the flat & playing Goodbye horses repeatedly as loud as you can all the while dancing about dressed as a woman with your tackle tucked up behind you.
That'll learn her.

^
This
But not forgetting the body lotion

 

[bushmins]

lol, students.

 

[Tefal]

Are you ever going to see her again?


If the answer is no set up a web cam to record it and go nuts

 

[No1newts]

Are you actually gay and do you want to have some fun with her boyfriend?

That could make the whole issue more interesting

 

[eatcustard]

Dont get married then

All you get is nag nag nag

 

[Redgie]

There's two things you can do.

A. Falcon punch theory - Be a massive **** and tell her to shove it, explain all you've just explained to us and then live with even more awkwardness for the rest of the year
B. Sensible common sense nice person theory - Apologise properly for what happened on "that night" and assure her it won't happen again, explain you're no gay for her boyfriend in a calm way, and also explain calmly about how you do in fact wash up, but if she doesn't think so, you'll do your best to prove it.

Second option results in you hopefully getting along, atleast slightly, and making the rest of the year a whole lot more comfortable for you, and also shows your mental age is higher than 4. You pick.

 

[Makunouchi]

Push her over the edge, make a pass at her boyfriend.

 

[FatBoyObese]

Are you actually gay and do you want to have some fun with her boyfriend?

That could make the whole issue more interesting

This ^

 

[trent]

I think the most important question is... is she hot?

 

[Aod]

Second option results in you hopefully getting along, atleast slightly, and making the rest of the year a whole lot more comfortable for you, and also shows your mental age is higher than 4. You pick.

have you ever actually... met a woman? because i can assure you that they take to rational and calm explanations about as well as a cat takes to water - lots of thrashing and blood everywhere.

 

[N19h7m4r3]

We need some pics of her to make a real judgement call here.

We need to know if she's hot or not.

PICS!

 

[4T5]

You could always take a Sneaky dump in her pillow case.

 

[Slime101]

Grow up and learn to drink responsibly - the ambulance service and NHS has enough on its plate without idiots like you as well.

 

[Makunouchi]

You could always take a Sneaky dump in her pillow case.

No, the best thing to do involving beds and pranks is to pull the duvet back and butter the bed. The great thing is it's not immediately apparent as you climb in but you slowly start to realise everything is slightly greasy, and you smell like toast

Speaking from experience

 

[FatBoyObese]

Grow up and learn to drink responsibly - the ambulance service and NHS has enough on its plate without idiots like you as well.

Uh Oh......mature teetotal adult alert