Awkward flatmate issue...

To take a slightly different approach.

If this person who died after a river plunge, because you were using his ambulance, is the one mentioned on the news then tell her to stfu. He was dead when he was taken out of the water (a week later), no amount of ambulances (should that be ambuli?) would change that fact.

Cold I know, but if it is him you are referencing, and she's being a b**ch, I don't see the point in suger coating it for her and being nice.
 
Buy some tampons and throw then at her all the while shouting "I ASSUME YOU'RE BEING SUCH A BITCH BECAUSE YOU ARE BLEEDING VAGINALLY SO I THOUGHTFULLY GOT YOU THESE!!! LOVE MEEEEE!!!!
 
Update then guys: Basically I decided just to stay at a friend's this weekend and let her chill out - couldn't be bothered with the drama. Got the following text:

'i just want to say im really sorry for last night i was horrible to you and completely out of order and didnt mean a lot of what I said its a combination of lots of little things that built up and came out and i think thats the best thing that could have happened because now its all out in the open. You are a lovely guy but we are very different and i've never met anyone like you before uni. can we try to get on or at least be civil for the sake of the others. have a good weekend.

Bolded the bits that are a bit :confused: .

I replied just saying basically that i'm staying at a mates for the weekend and just want some space.

@ Guest2, I was at Mission that night when Matt died, I live at Clarence Dock residences, the ones by the river, not allowed to walk home on my own now according to flat/coursemates.

@ Slime, I wasn't that drunk when I left Mission according to the people I was with, it was the knocking myself out that screwed me up not the alcohol. I fully understand people hating people who are simply drunk, but I'd obviously just slipped or whatever, just a normal accident, so less of the hate would be nice :)
 
i think you'll have to explain to her that ambulances dont go looking for missing persons - so really the ambuance made no difference...

maybe she feels guilty because you were all drinking and not out looking yourselves and is scapegoating you for that?
 
Nickg said:
i think you'll have to explain to her that ambulances dont go looking for missing persons - so really the ambuance made no difference...
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That's the first thing I thought, reading the opening post.


So she's guilt trippin' on you bud. Ignore it, it's a girl thing. Not all of them do it, but some do. They can just HAVE a problem with things.
 
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This^

MW
 
a) SHAME ON YOU... for going to mission. you don't wear fake tan do you? you don't expose your bare chest by wearing half a t-shirt do you? You don't wear all saints boots do you? You don't go out of your way to look like a pirate do you? You don't actually fancy the girls that go to mission do you? You don't aspire to go out with a pussycat doll do you? Well.. theres not much wrong with that... apart from no pussycat doll's go to leeds uni, and I doubt they wear leather gloves on nights out, like the dirt that flock to that nightclub like sheep.

b) You didn't kill that lad. Awful awful accident... but they happen unfortunately. No ambulance would have saved him, he was in there a week. (how do you die in a canal btw? You can stand up in them things!)

c) So shes asked you to do your washing up? just do it then. nothing hard about washing up one plate and putting it back in your cupboard. don't get me wrong.. i'm the messiest person in the world.. but cleaning is ten times harder when you leave your 3 day old curry to set like plaster, forming a tight superglue like bond between foodsludge and plate. just rinse the ****er under the tap.... it does all the work for you? save your energy for.. masturbating, shagging, lifting your pint off the table.. anything but ****in scrubbing vomit-looking food off your crockery.

Either that.... or do what my old housemate did. Buy a hundred paper plates from your local supermarket.. then have a go at her for wasting precious water on washing up when poor children are dieing every second in s****horpe from the hose-pipe ban of '79 that someone forgot to overturn!
 
Makunouchi said:
She so wants you.

OcUK guessed it again :p
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^^ This.

Whatever you do, DON'T hide away or you will have the worst semester ever.

Visibly do the washing up when you know she'll notice. Make sure your personal hygiene is immaculate and 'bump' in to her when you are coming out of the shower semi-clad.

Don't worry if you're not in to her, the idea is to take her mind off the negativity.
 
Tell her to write you a letter. Then rip it up and wee on it infront of her.

My flatmates currently want me to empty the drip tray from my george foreman as it apparently 'humms'. I emptied & washed it 3 days ago and there's hardly anything in it!
Once they tidy up their ****, pizza boxes, plates, wrapper, bottles, dvd's, clothes, shoes I'll empty the drip tray.

I also 'accidentaly' dropped my lunch box & some cuttlery down the stairs this morning at 8am :p

Tell your flatmate to sort her life out.
 
Sounds to me she has feelings for you hence why she doesn't want you getting too close to her boyfriend, ocuk are indeed correct now go smash her pasty.
 
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