Just got fooled!

[jp_bl_68]

The Mrs (33 weeks pregnant) just phoned me and said "you need to come home right now!!! My waters have just broken!!"

Just swore in front of a client.

Not amused!

At the birth you could bribe the midwife to tell her it's stillborn. Then you'd be equals pequals

 

[Reality|Bites]

She could have said the baby wasn't yours!

 

[PardonTheWait]

It's probably the most overused fool in the history of April Fools.

I think that might be a bit of a stretch, seeing as you have to be female and heavily pregnant for it to work. I should think 'your car's been stolen' for example is more common.

 

[Pestilence]

At the birth you could bribe the midwife to tell her it's stillborn. Then you'd be equals pequals

LOL!

It would be awesome if your kid was being born on April 1st and you did that. PRICELESS.

 

[buckeejit]

LOL!

It would be awesome if your kid was being born on April 1st and you did that. PRICELESS.

brilliant! If the baby was a girl, you could call her April also

 

[Pestilence]

brilliant! If the baby was a girl, you could call her April also

HAHAHAHA!

 

[Clark the White]

I got my boss with a good one earlier,
<Evil>
she HATES spiders, so I google imaged "red knee tarantula" saved it, set it as desktop background, then maximised this program we use at work, said (lets call her Sarah) "Sarah! I'm not sure what to do about this" waited till she was over, pointed at the screen then quickly hit windows+M key then said arrgghh!! (just to compound her fear too) she jumped out of her skin! hahahahaha it made my day!...I'd never heard such unkind words from my boss!
</Evil>

 

[marcus_667]

my bro got kaned with the old cling film on the toilet trick

 

[Kristoph]

I woke up and realised I had to go to work at ASDA.


Oh wait...

 

[ten1a]

They explained that no Mr Lions works there and then hung up the phone

I did think "hang on, what if???" Then I thought "naaah, he wouldn't do that." Trust is a terrible affliction