It is interesting to see how the conservatives did in London and Scotland.
Well they only won one seat in Scotland and their performance in London was poor:
Labour 38 seats (36.6%)
Conservatives 28 seats (34.5%)
Liberal Democrats 7 seats (22.1%)
Perhaps Labour should change their Leader to David Milaband and prepare for a possible election in a year.
In fairness, in many scottish and london constituencies, you could put in jesus (or insert other famous benovolent figure as suits) for the tories, and pedobear leaving a victim trail instead of a campaign trail for Labour, and the reds would still get in...