The last embarrassing thing you got caught doing

Some of these are genuinely disturbing, but mostly hilarious ^_^

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yw ;)

i did know that mate, It was like 3:00 when i posted that Mind you.
 
A few years back I ventured into the Apple store in the Manchester Arndale with a few friends. I wonder off towards the back of the store, where I stop by one of the Macs, which is hooked up to a tasty looking speaker system and keyboard. I open up Itunes, and put on a random song, just out of sheer curiosity about how it sounded.

Of course, whichever joker used it previously had left the speakers on full volume, because as I hit play, the shop nearly took off with the bass coming from the subwoofer. The song? Nelly Furtados Maneater.
Que everyone in the shop jumping out of their skin at the sheer noise coming from these speakers. I'll admit, I panicked. Rather than simply hit the pause button, I went to shut down Itunes. Having less than a few minutes experience with Macs before this point, I looked towards the buttons which manipulate the program open. Stupidly, I guessed that Apple OS must have these three buttons in reverse order to those in Windows, so I hit the leftwards one, expecting it to shut Itunes. Unsurprisingly, it didn't, just minimized the program.

Frantically, I searched for the program icon at the thing at the bottom on the desktop so I could bring it back up to close it. No such luck in my panic. I turn around to walk away, when one of the shop staff walks over, turns off the music, and proclaims I put it on so loud on purpose. I explained it was an accident, by which point I see my friends and everyone in the store is either laughing at me, or trying to hide it. I'm then promptly told to leave the store, along with being told I'm banned from it!
 
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A few years back I ventured into the Apple store in the Manchester Arndale with a few friends. I wonder off towards the back of the store, where I stop by one of the Macs, which is hooked up to a tasty looking speaker system and keyboard. I open up Itunes, and put on a random song, just out of sheer curiosity about how it sounded.

Of course, whichever joker used it previously had left the speakers on full volume, because as I hit play, the shop nearly took off with the bass coming from the subwoofer. The song? Nelly Furtados Maneater.
Que everyone in the shop jumping out of their skin at the sheer noise coming from these speakers. I'll admit, I panicked. Rather than simply hit the pause button, I went to shut down Itunes. Having less than a few minutes experience with Macs before this point, I looked towards the buttons which manipulate the program open. Stupidly, I guessed that Apple OS must have these three buttons in reverse order to those in Windows, so I hit the leftwards one, expecting it to shut Itunes. Unsurprisingly, it didn't, just minimized the program.

Frantically, I searched for the program icon at the thing at the bottom on the desktop so I could bring it back up to close it. No luck in my panic. I turn around to walk away, when one of the shop staff walks over, turns off the music, and proclaims I put it on so loud on purpose. I explained it was an accident, by which point I see my friends and everyone in the store is either laughing at me, or trying to hide it. I'm then promptly told to leave the store, along with being told I'm banned from it!

Gah, how do I delete this copy of my post? I forgot!
 
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When my brother found the fleshlight that my ex girlfriend bought me, she used to travel a lot bought me the fleshlight as a joke... although it does seriously beat your hand, hands down! You should have seen his face though, he picked it up and asked 'what's this' and his expression slowly changed as he realised what it was.

What is quite funny is the fleshlight comes with a little note advising how you can put it in a shoe and then fap hands free on the shoe lmao.
 
A few months back, my gf took my digital camera to show her mum and little sis pictures of the hotel I booked for us for our anniversary. Hotel was tres swish, and had massive mirrored built-in wardrobes... which I dutifully made use of in a few pictures... the kind her mum and ESPECIALLY her little sis should never have seen!!

lol
 
A few months back, my gf took my digital camera to show her mum and little sis pictures of the hotel I booked for us for our anniversary. Hotel was tres swish, and had massive mirrored built-in wardrobes... which I dutifully made use of in a few pictures... the kind her mum and ESPECIALLY her little sis should never have seen!!

lol

By the power invested in me by the daily mail and the people of Acrington Stanley I pronounce you a peadophile!

(insert paedofinder general image here)
 
By the power invested in me by the daily mail and the people of Acrington Stanley I pronounce you a peadophile!

(insert paedofinder general image here)

Her sis is 14 and my gf was present in the pics too if that helps cut down my sentencing :p
 
Last week, I saw a film..as I recall it was a horror film?
walked outside into the rain, checked my phone and saw you rang and I jizzed in my pants...
 
I once filmed myself having a tommy tank. No idea why, i was like 15. I never watched it back ever, so not really sure what I was up to. Being incredibly lazy i never erased the tape (old VHS camera thing)

Needless to say my sister played the tape one day (i think she must have been alone) told her boyfriend who then took the **** out of me

Most embarrasing moment EVER!
 
I once filmed myself having a tommy tank. No idea why, i was like 15. I never watched it back ever, so not really sure what I was up to. Being incredibly lazy i never erased the tape (old VHS camera thing)

Needless to say my sister played the tape one day (i think she must have been alone) told her boyfriend who then took the **** out of me

Most embarrasing moment EVER!

Is it wrong to fap over yourself fapping?
 
Ah man this is an epic thread. I remember it from last year but the bump was truly deserved. Just wasted a good 30 minutes at work re-reading some of the 'nuggets' of comedy.
 
Was at my computer and my mum came in and started talking to me. I had been watching porn in WMP earlier on and, for some stupid reason, i hit the "play" button - which of course plays the last thing you were watching.

Queue me immediately trying to close WMP, whilst attempting to seem non chalent. My mum just looked at me half smiling half laughing and said "so... what was that then?" and me trying to act cool, eyes fixed on the screen, said "oh, nothing, just a movie i was watching earlier..."

Worst thing ever :/
 
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