The last embarrassing thing you got caught doing

JBuk said:
Here's my story, I'll write it in here but tbh I wasn't embarrassed

Many years ago me and a mate went on a last minute holiday to Tenerife for a week. One night ,after a few days of constant drinking we were heading back from a pub in the early hours when I suddenly got the urge to go for a no.2.
I hadn't been to the loo for a few days so I was pretty desperate, I knew I was too far from the hotel to make it and we were in an area where everything had shut for the night , I then noticed some kind of small underground shopping mall so I mentioned to my mate of my predicament and told him to keep a look out whilst I headed down the steps.
I found a doorway, pulled down my pants and started doing my business, it was instant relief but just as I was enjoying the moment I heard my mate desperately shouting "hurry up, the cops are coming!".
I quickly snapped it off , kitted up and headed back up the steps, my mate looked really concerned and sure enough there was a Spanish copper a few hundred yards away heading towards us, we guessed he had seen us and thought he was probably suspicious that we were upto no good so we quickly walked off, after we got down the road we looked back to see said policeman heading down the steps.
I can only imagine his face as he was greeted by the steaming monster pile of poo I had left behind.
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Hmmm classy!
 
Not caught doing - but pretty much my biggest "oopps" recently.

Was moving offices (in an office complex... literally one office to the one next door which was larger). My boss asked me to get my friend in to help, so I did, so there's me and this dude moving stuff, and we go get something to eat and sit at a table.

Anyways, we're busy munching away, and I see my boss walking along and I say "Come join us" with a large grin... the opps was that I completely didn't realize that a waitress was kind of standing between us and him... and was grinning hugely until he responded then kind of went all bright red when she realized I wasn't talking to her.

Opps.
 
Curio said:
Well this COULD have been embarrassing if it was with some girl I didn't know well, but it was with the wife and we both thought it was hilarious :p

We had just got into bed and I had hiccups from drinking some water too quickly. The missus thought it would be a good idea to scream really loud in my face, totally out of the blue, in order to make me jump and stop the hiccups. So she did just that. My reaction? I screamed like a little girl and simultaneously let rip the most wall-shaking fart you've ever heard :o We were both laughing about it when suddenly there was this strange "wooshing" noise. We both sat up and looked around for the source. It was the air purifier at the bottom of the bed. Its air quality sensor had inhaled my "scream fart" and sent the thing into turbo mode - the air quality lights were flashing red and the fan was at max! The wife said "oh my god - I didn't even know it went that high!"

Needless to say, I was proud as punch :cool: And the hiccups were gone!

Not really embarrassing, I know, but this only happened a few nights ago and I just had to share!
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Dying of laughing here! ahahaha :D
 
Curio said:
Well this COULD have been embarrassing if it was with some girl I didn't know well, but it was with the wife and we both thought it was hilarious :p

We had just got into bed and I had hiccups from drinking some water too quickly. The missus thought it would be a good idea to scream really loud in my face, totally out of the blue, in order to make me jump and stop the hiccups. So she did just that. My reaction? I screamed like a little girl and simultaneously let rip the most wall-shaking fart you've ever heard :o We were both laughing about it when suddenly there was this strange "wooshing" noise. We both sat up and looked around for the source. It was the air purifier at the bottom of the bed. Its air quality sensor had inhaled my "scream fart" and sent the thing into turbo mode - the air quality lights were flashing red and the fan was at max! The wife said "oh my god - I didn't even know it went that high!"

Needless to say, I was proud as punch :cool: And the hiccups were gone!

Not really embarrassing, I know, but this only happened a few nights ago and I just had to share!
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Ahahahahahaha
 
A while ago I went to a sports centre to try out a tennis club and see if I could get into the sport at all. Anyway, we were all paired off with partners to play against and the one I got was a gorgeous brunette with a strong forehand ;). After about an hour and a half of play, she was starting to get quite toasty and decided to take a layer of clothing off - so she was just wearing a tight-in-the-right-places training t-shirt. Immediatly my natural impulses to carry on the human race were innitiated and I pretended I needed the toilet in order to sort myself out.

There was only one set of toilets in the centre, and the gent's door wouldnt budge because it was closed due to having plumbing problems. Desperate to relieve myself I decided to take the chance and use the ladie's and hope no-one spotted me. The toilet room was fairly spacious and so I picked a cubicle and got to work. After nature took its course I decided I might aswell kill two birds with one stone and have a poo aswell, so I did. It was at this moment that I realised there was no water in toilet bowl and, after checking the others, discovered there was no water in any of them. The ladies toilets plumbing was being maintainanced as well, except the plumbers were taking a break and hadn't locked the door.

Realising i'd be in a lot of trouble if I was caught, I hastily exited the toilet...only to run straight into the plumber. As he looked at me like I had just run over his mother, I made up some bull about being confused as to which toilet it was. After I had finished feeding him that crap I half walked, half ran back to the sports hall. I don't know what the plumbers reaction was to the poo and man juice in the far left cubicle but i'm glad I decided I was rubbish at tennis.
 
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Good thing I was lieing then isn't it ;). I was expecting much more interesting responses than that, I spent at least 10 minutes making that story up...
 
It slipped my mind till I read some of the stories in this thread but here's the last one I can recall.

Every couple of weeks I go off in to London to play on the arcade machines, namely Pump It Up. I try to make sure I get some food in me before leaving so I have some energy for the session. It's always advisable to make use of the toilet before going also.

The food that I had didn't agree with me so emergency use of the toilet was needed before going. Feeling all empty I decided to continue on my journey.

A short while into my session I started to get stomach pains. Still feeling empty I decided it was just wind and I would be subtle and deal with it in between goes. Figuring I would try my hand at doubles as I needed to improve, I happen to pick a song with a lot of turns.

Holding on to the 2 bars, upper body in the middle of the 2 pads, the part of the song requires you to turn your legs so the left foot is where the right should be, return them to normal orientation, cross over to the other side and reverse the orientation again in about half a second. This much tension on your stomach accelerates your body functions resulting in the most ear shattering fart I think I have ever produced.

Innocent bystanders and fellow players covered their noses and ran for the exits, at least I got to hog the machine till they dared to return :D
 
stil this, 12 years ago now but cant think of anything else
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Ok, another one, but this was the mrs' moment really.
The other night she was scolding one of our 16 year old boys (as usual) for whatever reason. He was in the hallway she was facing him, but in the kitchen about 8ft away and i was behind her about another 8ft away in the extension (all kind of open plan).
Anyway, in the middle of ranting at him she lets out a doozy of a wet fart. The shocked look on my face turn into a fit of giggles, the boy's face broke too.
I said "did you just trump in the middle of telling him off?". She replied innocently, trying not to crack a smile.."I might have done!"

It was a pure comic scene.....totally ruined her scolding of him, and he took the opportunity to leggit.
 
My and the missus went to see Pulp Fiction at the cinema, long film anyways after a while i was desperate for the toilet so went for a quick wee and rushed back so as not to miss much of the film. There were about 50 people in the cinema and i forgot where i was sitting and ended up going down the aisle in front which happened to be empty except for a few people one who looked like the missus.

Anyways once i got close i realised there was the missus in the row behind so like a tit i decided to leap over the seat in to the corrrect row, however while jumping my feet clipped the top the seat and fell headfirst in to the seat well. Just about every single person in the cinema started laughing out loud. Still think of that moment everytime i go to the cinema.
 
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