Worst insults you've ever heard?

Mason- · 19 Jul 2010 at 23:48

So basically today I heard a good one:

"Yeah good one, your nan looks like Paul Scholes"

Well to be honest I didn't know how to reply to this kinda got me stumped.

What other terrible insults have you guys come across?

*Any insults that cause offence are all just quotations (hopefully) and are not meant to anyone, just examples*

Andelusion · 19 Jul 2010 at 23:49

I always cringe when I hear someone say 'I could care less'.

:confused:

Pug · 19 Jul 2010 at 23:49

pretty much all of the mel gibson tapes

Fenris · 19 Jul 2010 at 23:51

I think it's probably safe to throw the entire "Your face" thing and all it's horrible spawn in here.

JBuk · 19 Jul 2010 at 23:52

I can lose weight, but you'll never grow your foreskin back you Jewish ****

Greenlizard0 · 19 Jul 2010 at 23:54

The whole 'your mom' thing. Can't stand it..

Stewy · 19 Jul 2010 at 23:55

'That's what she said'

The Office episode on it is pretty funny though.

Mason- · 19 Jul 2010 at 23:56

StewartMG said:
'That's what she said'

The Office episode on it is pretty funny though.

That's what she said

Ricochet J · 19 Jul 2010 at 23:56

I once heard "your mum is on the board of directors for Perfect Fried Chicken."

:confused:

EdGey · 19 Jul 2010 at 23:56

Greenlizard0 said:
The whole 'your mom' thing. Can't stand it..

Thats what she said.

beaten on more than one account

AiiR · 20 Jul 2010 at 00:11

Mason- said:
"Yeah good one, your nan looks like Paul Scholes"

Actually made me laugh.

MobyDick · 20 Jul 2010 at 00:13

Eggface.
Oh wait, that was the best!

orderoftheflame · 20 Jul 2010 at 00:15

I don't know about the worst, but I know the best.

Bessie Braddock: Winston, you are drunk, and what's more, you are disgustingly drunk.
Churchill: Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.

Jimbeam3678 · 20 Jul 2010 at 00:20

Get cancer!

Utterly disgusting IMO but heard it a few times in a factory I used to work at many years ago

Mason- · 20 Jul 2010 at 00:22

divaboy said:
Get cancer!

Utterly disgusting IMO but heard it a few times in a factory I used to work at many years ago

Totally agree with you, that's just nasty it's not even like you can laugh at the person who said it for being a complete moron.

danza · 20 Jul 2010 at 00:23

orderoftheflame said:
Bessie Braddock: Winston, you are drunk, and what's more, you are disgustingly drunk.
Churchill: Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.

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I don't know about the worst, but I know the best.

He so did not say that, did he? :eek:

Cracking insult TBH.

jp_bl_68 · 20 Jul 2010 at 00:30

JBuk said:
I can lose weight, but you'll never grow your foreskin back you Jewish ****

that tickled me.

Worst insult I ever used was, "You ****ing.......................MUSLIM!!!" (worst as in rubbish)

After "****ing" I couldn't think of anything else, all that sprang to mind was that he was a Muslim. One of the people I was sitting with laughed his arse off but everyone else looked genuinely offended.

Greenlizard0 · 20 Jul 2010 at 00:30

Probably because it was a rubbish insult.

doiks14 · 20 Jul 2010 at 00:34

I have to agree with "your mom", it's just unfunny, too old and it just ends the conversation, because whoever says it proves to himself that hes a complete moron with nothing to good come back with..