Useful things to know in life

[[FnG]magnolia]

Post your useful and sage advice for life.

• Always read the small print. Always.

• Eat well, exercise and get enough rest.

• That really hot girl that you compulsively obsess over? Yeah, someone's already bored of her.

• It is never, ever okay to be a hipster, furry, weaboo, ephebophile, farker, juggalo or 4channer.
  
  No matter what*

What say you, GD'ers? (don't say sunscreen)


* Stolen from another forum.

 

[Alex74]

1. "I have an octopus." -> "I have 10 octopodes."

2. 'i' before 'e', except after 'c'

3. OcUK > All

 

[Pixel]

2. 'i' before 'e', except after 'c'

Weird.

 

[Alex74]

Weird.

..as a general rule helpful to point out to people who can't spell 'receive'

 

[Nix]

There's a lot of stupid, hypocritical, nasty, selfish people in the world.

Don't be one of them.

 

[Robbo]

You can't trust anybody other than yourself.

 

[Nix]

You can't trust anybody other than yourself.

So be careful where you put it. ¬_¬

 

[jp_bl_68]

1. "I have an octopus." -> "I have 10 octopodes."

2. 'i' before 'e', except after 'c'

3. OcUK > All

1. I think octopuses is most widely accepted.
2. Their.
3. Google "porn".

 

[Robbo]

So be careful where you put it. ¬_¬

Bad experiences?

 

[Garee]

Stop being sad and be awesome instead.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

• Most of the time your mum really does know best

• A basic understanding of what happens under your car's bonnet can be invaluable when it stops working miles from anywhere

• A crushing handshake doesn't make up for the fact that you're eminently unemployable

• Petrols are better than diesels

• Understand and manage your finances

 

[apeZ]

 

[Efour]

hipster, furry, weaboo, ephebophile, farker, juggalo

what the hell are these without me having to gooooogle...

 

[asim18]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Always do what you are afraid to do.[/FONT]

 

[Nix]

Bad experiences?

Biter.

 

[Robbo]

Biter.

 

[Barbie]

2. 'i' before 'e', except after 'c'

Neighbour
Weigh

 

[Cybermyk]

If it rhymes, then it's not good advice.

 

[jak731]

2. 'i' before 'e', except after 'c'

I went to weigh my neighbour, but their weight was weird

-> useful things to know aren't always useful.

 

[asim18]

The internal temperature of a borg cube is 39.1°C.