Aaaarghh! do I burn it?

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right its now dead.

harder than you think to ignite the lighter fluid when it evaporates so quickly.

luckily I was in my garage for this, and managed to find the perfect additive, Millers oil octane booster, so with a combination of the two, was able to fry the little git.

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I moved to the garage for this, as I had a garden hose at hand if it all went wrong.
 
and the USA has no spiders then?

Where I live (upper Mid-West) there really aren't any big ones. The winters are too long and cold I guess. House spiders here are whispy little things that live in the basement. There's nothing to compare with the undergarment-filling monsters you get running around British houses in September!
 
You went to all that trouble over a tiny little insect that can do you no harm?

Some people are beyond pathetic. Let me guess, you're posting about it on Facebook to all those people you've never met just to top off the fact you're a weirdo?

Thought so.
 
I hope that when I pass 30, I too can spend my Friday nights burning small insects to post on a computer shop forum. :rolleyes:
 
at least I can sleep easy tonight knowing there is one less eight legged freak running around.
 
Its a spider not a tarantula, grow a pair of balls, walk out there, grab it by the collar and escort it of your property.
 
have to share an experience from just the other night....

in the act..., I look over her shoulder to see this behomoth crawling up the wall. After a couple of seconds the GF sees me looking and clearly notices i've stopped (the thing was massive!!). For some reason, the spider also stops moving and falls off the wall and makes a thump on the headboard (GF hears, thinks its me tapping the bed...) (never seen a spider fall off a wall before but it was massive)

Tell the missus, sex is clearly over whilst theres a monster on the loose. She doesn't believe me till i show her where it was and promised i didnt make the noise. We pulled the bed away from the wall, no spider.... ??? Wierd for sure, i get the GF to grab the torch to try and find it and stick my head in the gap between bed, headboard and wall (1ft wide ish), nothing then movement and i crap my pants (spiddy moved damn quick next to my head)

GF sees said monster, screams and jumps on the bed!! some semblence of control comes over me and spiddy is chased over to the other side of the bed and a glass grabbed from the bedside table and spiddy is captured!!!

All ended well really, paper under glass, and i let the beastie go, thrown into the stream at the front of the house :) Door locked and double checked ( lol) and back to bed! Reassurance given, back to having some sex, this time as Mr Hero!! :)

Honest ,swear upon anything true story!! GF said i should share when i saw the OP so there you are :):cool:

Worst I had sex reply ever.
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At OP: Why didn't you just take it outside? Would have saved you a lot of time.
 
That's all we have time for this week folks. Tune in next time, to see the OP torture a badger with the musical contributions of Bjork.
 
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