Hire a midget.......associated costs?

[J.T]

A colleague at work has a mentally disabled brother and one day she came home to find him excitedly proclaiming to have caught a troll.. Anyway it turns out he'd seen a dwarf walking down the street, dragged him inside and locked him in the bathroom!

Thats older than me FFS!

Great idea though OP, sounds like a laugh and the Small guy will most likely have a load of fun as well.

 

[The_TailGunner]

These guys should be able to help

the t-shirts on that site are class!

 

[GinG]

Best spec me thread ever

 

[antijoke]

Hahahaha. Well played.

 

[TruffleShuffle]

Just remember. A midget is for life, not just for stag do's.

 

[Thunderbolt]

Full of... wrong

 

[Cosimo]

Am I the only one who finds this distasteful and crass?

I've seen a lot of things on stag nights but the thought of a bunch of blokes taking the **** out of someone with an unfortunate medical condition makes me want to puke. Even though they're for hire I think it's just tasteless, still what do you expect these days.

 

[Greebo]

Niiice We're going to Krakow

Me too on 11th Novemeber, when's yours?

 

[PapaLazaru]

I know nothing regarding the hire of little people, but I was on a stag weekend in Latvia a couple of years ago and there was another stag party there and the stag was been handcuffed to a midget dressed as an Oompa-Loompa!

The handcuffs stayed on all weekend. They had to sleep in the same bed and the Oompa-Loompa had to go to the toilet at the same time!

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Girl in work's husband went on a stag where they hired a midget.

Cost them £1000 for the 2 days, and that was all-in, including him flying down from Scotland.

 

[Narziss]

Will keep this thread in mind for the next fancy dress party I attend.

 

[_Gizka_]

If it is to go through, show a little respect the guy!

 

[godinman]

And remember, midget rape is still rape.

 

[Davepen]

Lol man this thread is full of win.

But SoundsGood, your "colleage at work" is talking crap, that story is older than the earth.

 

[Knubje]

I laughed at the thread title, then the OP and then a majority of the responses.

Thanks OP

 

[yer_averagejoe]

Putting my name down with the "tasteless" crowd. It astonishes me how many people are ok with this

 

[Janesy B]

A colleague at work has a mentally disabled brother and one day she came home to find him excitedly proclaiming to have caught a troll.. Anyway it turns out he'd seen a dwarf walking down the street, dragged him inside and locked him in the bathroom!

Yeah I heard that joke before...

 

[godinman]

Putting my name down with the "tasteless" crowd. It astonishes me how many people are ok with this

It's not like theyre going to kidnap a midget or anything. If one wants to make money this way then why shouldn't they be allowed to?

I bet you think porn and prostitution are "tasteless" too.

 

[Pate]

Putting my name down with the "tasteless" crowd. It astonishes me how many people are ok with this

 

[Fourstar]

You could dress the stag as his namesake then have the midget ride him round all weekend. Give her/him a riding crop in case the stag doth protest!