man tools requirement

[TruffleShuffle]

not sure if one would fit down the side of the house, I don't want one of those puny ones, would have to be a big mumma JCB otherwise I'd feel mildly homo.

fire, no, neighbours

I think you've got it backwards. Those little ones bounce around and wiggle all over the place, very feminine. Of course if you prefer to ride some big strong man type digger thats your own business

 

[Will Gill]

I'm sitting at my computer wearing a pink shirt, my sexuality is already compromised!

 

[Will Gill]

I think you've got it backwards. Those little ones bounce around and wiggle all over the place, very feminine. Of course if you prefer to ride some big strong man type digger thats your own business

my mate rolled one on its side and they always look weedy and wobbly, i would want a manly one capable of knocking my whole house down should I make a mistake!

 

[Phate]

my mate rolled one on its side and they always look weedy and wobbly, i would want a manly one capable of knocking my whole house down should I make a mistake!

LOL can picture that now

*phone goes off*

Will: Wassat *leans on control stick*

*house destroyed*

*Will goes to post on ocuk about it*

EDIT: I'll stop spamming up your thread now

 

[Will Gill]

LOL can picture that now

*phone goes off*

Will: Wassat *leans on control stick*

*house destroyed*

*Will goes to post on ocuk about it*

thread one (homo thread)
"Hi guys I just knocked a single brick out of my wall with a gay mini JCB do you know any housing first aid nurses that might help repair its delicate structure"

thread two (man thread)
"hi guys i just levelled my house with a single hit from my huge jcb, help me spec my new AV/games house with pool and bar areas"

 

[Phate]

thread two (man thread)
"hi guys i just levelled my house with a single hit from my huge jcb, help me spec my new AV/games house with pool and bar areas for my friends to come over for a PJ party"

Fixed - In my defence I haven't spoken to you for ages, I have some catching up in abuse to do

 

[bloodiedathame]

OP needs flamethrower.

 

[Defcon5]

We need to see pictures of the garden before tools are discussed

 

[manic111]

Am I wrong to think that you need to take a course before you can legally own a chainsaw?

 

[Efour]

Man course

Chainsaw and a drum of mustard to dip it in to help get through the tougher stuff: walls, re-enforced concrete and bodies

 

[Will Gill]

Am I wrong to think that you need to take a course before you can legally own a chainsaw?

dont think so, I have an electric Bosch jobbie (blunt as my bum now though) and I got it from B&Q without any hassle

 

[manic111]

dont think so, I have an electric Bosch jobbie (blunt as my bum now though) and I got it from B&Q without any hassle

Should have clarified - petrol chainsaw.

Not sure, but I know before my dad got one he had to get signed up for a course of some sort.

 

[Will Gill]

Should have clarified - petrol chainsaw.

Not sure, but I know before my dad got one he had to get signed up for a course of some sort.

ahh interesting, I don't know, sounds like the kind of course/certificate I want, adds to my man rating

 

[TS7]

ahh interesting, I don't know, sounds like the kind of course/certificate I want, adds to my man rating

Frame it and point out to everyone who visits

 

[6thElement]

You'll likely need some of your nice leather safety chaps to use the chainsaw.

 

[Perywinkle]

I've got a brush cutter you can borrow mate, and a chainsaw.

 

[Will Gill]

You'll likely need some of your nice leather safety chaps to use the chainsaw.

I still have your set left over from that 3 day session we had together, I might not even bother washing them, ggggrrrrrr

 

[6thElement]

I might just fly over to watch and dial 999 as needed, I need a holiday.

 

[Col_M]

A parang or golok for chopping vegetation down jungle style

 

[Phate]

Theres nothing more manly than a machete. Get one for display purposes, with some dried blood on it.