Excellent. You sir are hired as my financial advisor come Friday.
Why thank you, I'll quit my job then.![]()
Cool see you on Monday. How's 15k sound?
1. Tell Ladbrokes you've just won £112m on the euromillions and then ask them for the odds on you winning the jackpot next week (presumably they'll come back with an astronomical figure, tens of millions to one).
2. Put £10k on yourself to hit the jackpot next week and spend the rest of your millions buying tickets for next week's draw.
3. ???????
4. ****ing ma-hooooo-sive profit!!!
I think that this might be one of the most irrelevant things ever muttered on this forum, im quite impressed actually.
I will give everyone in this thread £10k if I win
lol 6 people won tonights lotto winning just £700k FFFUUU
Would you be happy or sad at that?
I'd be happy at first, but then think about it more and more and think this is the one time I win the bloody lottery and all I get is 700k.
If I win it, I am going to buy an impoverished African nation, install myself as King, then all my friends can become Diplomats and spend their time hob nobbing around the world with immunity.![]()