Euro Millions next week!!!

1. Tell Ladbrokes you've just won £112m on the euromillions and then ask them for the odds on you winning the jackpot next week (presumably they'll come back with an astronomical figure, tens of millions to one).
2. Put £10k on yourself to hit the jackpot next week and spend the rest of your millions buying tickets for next week's draw.
3. ???????
4. ****ing ma-hooooo-sive profit!!!
 
1. Tell Ladbrokes you've just won £112m on the euromillions and then ask them for the odds on you winning the jackpot next week (presumably they'll come back with an astronomical figure, tens of millions to one).
2. Put £10k on yourself to hit the jackpot next week and spend the rest of your millions buying tickets for next week's draw.
3. ???????
4. ****ing ma-hooooo-sive profit!!!

You'd spent half the week filling in those pieces of paper with all the different combinations of numbers, and the other half in the local supermarket while some poor guy has to feed them into the machine, one by one XD
 
According to the stats on the forum front page there is 11,367 members active... Should the winner of the £112M be an active member on here and a prolific philanthropist thats about £9853 each :)
 
Thinking of creating an account online, you get £4.50 from TopCashBack if you create an account & deposit £5. So £5's worth of tickets only costs £0.50 :)
 
Ha! i bought a euromillion on the way home from work tonight, and i had said to the guy that "i'd missed my chance at the 80odd million on friday :mad:"... totally hadn't realised it had rolled over! Come on 120mil!

Edit: time to buy some more tomorrow! :P
 
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I will give everyone in this thread £10k if I win

lol 6 people won tonights lotto winning just £700k FFFUUU

Would you be happy or sad at that?

I'd be happy at first, but then think about it more and more and think this is the one time I win the bloody lottery and all I get is 700k.
 
If I win it, I am going to buy an impoverished African nation, install myself as King, then all my friends can become Diplomats and spend their time hob nobbing around the world with immunity. :D
 
If I win it, I am going to buy an impoverished African nation, install myself as King, then all my friends can become Diplomats and spend their time hob nobbing around the world with immunity. :D

What are you going to do about the bad AIDS your highness? :p
 
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