Worst "I'm a paedophile and I'm trying to blame it on Pinocchio thread" ever.

theres thousands of people in the world who cant have kids but would love them. does that make them pedos ? no. stupid thread
What I'm trying to work out is what is it exactly about a raincoat and a beard that children find so irresistibly sexy?
All Disneys movies are porno's tbh, i mean look at Snow White and the seven dwarfs when she's sucking on their....oh wait