old lady effectively nicks me money!!

[Dark_Angel]

Ya know street fighter?

You know Ryu's Shin Shoryuken?

You should've used it on her!

I mean seriously, if this was real and you basically crumbled like a cookie in acid.... well.... I mean calling the police didn't occur to you?

If it's not real like I suspect it's not, then... well... sigh.

 

[franco_22]

Why did you let her take £30? It's not hers, I don't care if it's £5 or £500. It's not hers and it's better in your pocket then yours.

 

[jakeke]

Similar happened to me. Got £50 out of cash machine, and stupidly didn't collect it (was in a rush), I slowly walked to my car which was 10 yards away. The guy behind just took my money and didn't turn around and tell me as I walked off. I realised about a minute or so later just as I was pulling off, but wasn't sure which guy is was and couldn't go around accusing every man around of stealing my cash. Lesson learnt, but what a monumental ****head you'd have to be to steal someones money instead of turning around and handing it back

 

[Barks]

She's an old woman for christ sake, put yourself in her shoes it's pretty obvious that she'd think she's being mugged off... and trying to convince an old woman to go into the bank to 'match up' things etc wouldn't work.

 

[jakeke]

Told my mother about it, and her exact words "if it had been your money that popped out, you'd not see it again, and hardly worth handing it in over, just don't waste it"

Am I the only one baffled by this 'logic'?

 

[Luke]

Am I the only one baffled by this 'logic'?

Sadly not. It's the 'do unto others before others do unto you' mentality where people justify being selfish because 'everyone else is'.

 

[Skidder]

She's an old woman for christ sake, put yourself in her shoes it's pretty obvious that she'd think she's being mugged off... and trying to convince an old woman to go into the bank to 'match up' things etc wouldn't work.

what doesn mugged off mean?

 

[MikeHunt79]

I hope you got a photo of her, if you did you can now put up posters of her telling everyone that she's still 'at large'

 

[Duke]

LOL You got mugged by an old lady.

 

[sanaxe1]

You know when you've been tango'd!

 

[Jono8]

The even more hilarious bit about this story is that you went to an ATM to withdraw money...then forgot to take the money.

Forgetting to take your card is one thing but the money??seriously?

 

[roddypoddy]

Old lady? Wtf? She's 55 mate, not exactly geriatric.

This,serves you right,probably felt the vibe,s you were giving off,he thinks i,m old,now he,s been told,,i,m only 56 myself btw.

 

[K1ng_ERR0R]

PHAHAHAA

totally reminds me of dumb and dumber LOL

 

[dun]

Never a dull day when we have Jackanory / The Story Teller to fill us with tales of his daily exploits.

Hahaha. Deary me.

 

[Yas786]

Does all this stuff really happen to you or do you just think up random ***** to post on an internet forum?

This...and sorry its £30 id have called the police and reported her for theft seeing as shes more or less said that its not either of yours etc.

Seriously you just let her mug you blind...hilarious.

 

[wordy]

Stabbed her in the face multiple times.

 

[Narj]

The even more hilarious bit about this story is that you went to an ATM to withdraw money...then forgot to take the money.

It happens to quite a few foreigners when they come over here. In some other countries, the procedure is the other way around so they end up walking away without the cash..

 

[The Funktopus]

Worst "my homely prostitute wouldn't give a refund after refusing back pasty action" thread ever.

 

[MasterPlan1]

People's elbow.

Lol.

 

[DarkShadow]

fishfingers

HAHAHA