Armageddon Arrives.

Pretty cool film on this topic :)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089869/

I would go nuts for a few years, building up stock piles of important supplies (fuel, medical provisions, technical documents, farming materials), spend a long.. long time making sure I really was alone :D Then would commence my MAIN MISSION, which would be to attempt to send myself into space somehow/freeze myself... if I'm definitely going to live a life where I cannot be challenged other than survive, to eventually die alone, with no legacy, no family, then I'd rather make sure that maybe one day someone would find me.
 
Drive fast cars.
Fly planes ( military jets :D).
Adopt a couple of dogs n cats & live on.

I'd also go to any shop and be able to grab whatever I like :D.
 
You'd have to work out, maybe if there was still power and internet was working, who was doing work in cloning, go to their place take their research, of course first you'd want to drive directly to the hottest 50 women you can find and take samples of DNA.

Then build yourself a new race of people, all who learn from you do as you please, etc, etc, if you really want to build a lasting culture you'd have to clone some other dudes aswell, otherwise the lack of generic diversity would probably finish them off quite quickly, but you'll be dead by then so might not give a crap. Hmm, you'd need that kind of accelerated cloning where they came out of whatever they are grown in fully grown, otherwise that would be weird.

I'd love to go get a tank from some military base and systematically blow up some crap, like blow holes in the bottom floor of parliament till the whole thing came crashing down.


Oooh, I'd love to check out the Pentagon , MI5/6 and look around for all those secrets in a file somewhere we shouldn't know about.

Though most of it will be on computers with codes you won't have access too, some idiot will have their password on a piece of paper in their drawer though.

OOh, nuke somewhere you don't like, you wouldn't really be able to see it happen though, wouldn't want to blow up anywhere too close to you.
 
It would actually be pretty nice: loads of food, gadgets, batteries, guns, cars and other things left for funtime!

and yet youll go insane within a week without human contact


but on a fun note probably go see what no 10 looks like from the inside



















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Am I the only one... or the only one left alive?

My question is.... are there lots of dead people around?

If so no need to fap.

this made me lol :D

I would go to an Army barracks and get an Uzi 9mm.
Then I would go to Canary wharf, stand outside the gherkin...
Put on some sunglasses
and spray bullets into all the glass panels whilst screaming "UZI 9 MILLIMETRE". I would be speaking with a German accent.

Then I'd go and eat as many kit kats as I could (4 fingers).

this made me lol even harder :D:D




well my first thought would be, "what would Bear Grills do?". So i would probably go attack a bees nest with a stick then do a few naked press ups. after this got me nowhere i would give up on the bear grills aproach and go find the corpse of ricky gervais and take a jobby in his mouth just incase he decides to wake up.

being serious though i wouldn't last 5 mins as i have no caveman skills what so ever. i cant cook, hunt or make stuff. there would be no power and im scared of the dark.. id be up **** creek without a paddle or a boat
 
I'd start to buff up some muscles and learn how to parkour, then with my trained abilities go make some friends and build a good group of mates.

Then it'll all turn Lord of The Flies and they'd turn on me and I'll be spam under a big rock.
 
I'd start to buff up some muscles and learn how to parkour, then with my trained abilities go make some friends and build a good group of mates.

Then it'll all turn Lord of The Flies and they'd turn on me and I'll be spam under a big rock.

are these friends imaginary or animals because your the only one left :p
 
aye yeah good idea.



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I would love to explore Groom Lake, and the other many Secret Bases around the world. Stopping off for some rays as well on the beach.

I would use a few of the spy satellites to see if I was actually the last person on the planet.

All of this is after having lots of fun, with cars and shopping in London, and living in some s****y posh house. :D
 
it would be loads better if you where a woman, then if you got bored you could find some sperm (in a bus stop somewhere) and have a kid.

i think no matter how much stuff you managed to pile up it would be crap to not share it with at least one person
 
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