Armageddon Arrives.

[tuffty747]

I'd take the time to arrange the biggest Marshall stack in Wembley stadium, then set up a microphone (this is assuming I've got access to a power supply) all just so I could say "HELLO WEMBLEY" and then rock out...

 

[Tonyator]

what's next? "the object to your right is a weapon, what is it?" or some sort of infantile idiocy..

We've had that actually... but it was left.

 

[Skidder]

I'd take the time to arrange the biggest Marshall stack in Wembley stadium, then set up a microphone (this is assuming I've got access to a power supply) all just so I could say "HELLO WEMBLEY" and then rock out...

that's the most depressing thing in here

 

[The Dread Pirate]

But what if she sent a terminator back in time to stop you?

Kerry Katona doesn't have the intelligence to pick up a piece of paper let alone build a complex killing machine.

 

[robgmun]

Go to where Denise Milani lived, find all hair/dna samples left behind and clone her a dozen times, then live in an orgy for the rest of my life

 

[Cosimo]

Kerry Katona doesn't have the intelligence to pick up a piece of paper let alone build a complex killing machine.

So you don't need to bother with a killing machine.

 

[Stretch]

it would be loads better if you where a woman, then if you got bored you could find some sperm (in a bus stop somewhere) and have a kid.

i think no matter how much stuff you managed to pile up it would be crap to not share it with at least one person

This.

 

[wordy]

I'd be able to go for a pee with the bathroom door open....and not get shouted at!

 

[Anewbe4u]

I'd probably spend a good few years making sure I had electricity, food and clean water for the rest of my life.

After that, I'd find a awesome house and move in. Then I'd take everything I've ever wanted and have a bit of fun. I wouldn't fancy piloting a plane, so I'd find a large boat, then cruise over to Mr Abramovich's yacht and take that. Then visit a few places around the world, take in some sites and so on.

If there were any animals left, I'd make sure to have as many dogs as I could, they'll be my only company. I'd probably try to get a bear tamed too for protection against other animals that may attack me. Not sure how he's be on the boat though.

 

[CLAWS]

If no cloning facilities were available then try and figure out a way to get hold of some REAL-dolls for some jig-jig

 

[Narj]

If there were any animals left, I'd make sure to have as many dogs as I could, they'll be my only company. I'd probably try to get a bear tamed too for protection against other animals that may attack me. Not sure how he's be on the boat though.

Don't bother - as per a previous post - save one person, and make that person Chuck Norris!*

* May not be pretty if you're a fella and Chuck starts to get "urges".

 

[Swifty55]

haha. Good one. how many people do you think are going for google right now?

Is that what you did?

 

[Kutter]

I would make it my mission to visit all the famous hot female movie stars houses, and find all those private sex tapes.

 

[citizen0100]

Live in Number 10 and rule the world!

 

[trentlad]

are these friends imaginary or animals because your the only one left

Since when did Armageddon mean no survivors on earth?

 

[fozter]

Cut out my rib and hope it forms someone of the opposite sex to make babies with. Probably bleed to death in the process.

 

[Lunatic Dreyfus]

Hope the internet was still functioning for a while and troll every forum I could find, leaving as many offensive posts as possible behind me in the process.

If there were any survivors, you'd find 'em that way.

Then I'd hunt them down...

 

[Tefal]

Fap, drink, go round the local drug dealers houses and get off my face.

 

[Tomsk]

Since when did Armageddon mean no survivors on earth?

Since the basis for this thread is that you are the ONLY person alive (which some people can't seem to understand)

You are the last person on earth, what do you do? GO!

 

[Deific]

NECROPHILIA YAYS