The worst situation in the world....

I once had to emergency poop while on the road so managed to hightale it to the nearest Tesco superstore and while I was pooping realised that the TP was not there in the roll holder.

I had to wait for some bloke to enter the cubicle next door and ask for a bundle of TP to be lobbed over the top, breaking the man-code for loo etiquette is only allowed during such a sh!tuation!
 
Confirm that there's loo roll before you squat and release? How hard is it? :confused:

The wife does this all the time...just charges in and plonks right on the bog. Part of the defecation routine is recon!
 
I never pinch logs when I'm out, if I'm at home I can just wander around the house sans pants until I find something suitable to wipe with.
 
Use a lota?

In other words wipe your backside with your hand and some water from the sink, then wash hands. Hardly a disaster, believe me the parents on here will tell you a babys nappy is way worse that this.
 
i bet this thread gets locked by mods
mine did, and i only asked what do you do on the bog ( read, laptop, games, or quick on off )
 
ALWAYS look and see if there is enough roll left. Luckily I've never run out at a time like that. There's always tissues in a bedroom or something.
 
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