End Of The Week Joke

simulatorman said:
He should have just posted a random poem at least there would have been something to read and possibility even smile at.
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There was a young man from Japan
Whose limericks never did scan
When asked why this was
He said "It's because
I always get carried away and try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can"

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
 
There was a young fellow named Perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said Perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin

I'll leave now....
 
A poem by Spike Milligan

I am a mystery fellow,
I'm Fred Fernackerpan,
I wear one sock that's yellow
The other dipped in jam.
I walk about the countryside
I walk about the town,
Sometimes with my trousers up
And sometimes with them down;
And when they were up, they were up
And when they were down, they were down
And when they were only half way up
I was arrested.
 
I'm seriously getting sick hearing about Kate Middleton and this Royal wedding. I'm thinking about releasing Maddie just to get the it off the news.
 
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