What is the most serious trouble you have been in?

Playing cricket on the school grounds when I was 14, some plonker decides to go slogging and ball flies onto the swimming pool roof. Muggins here goes to fetch said ball, some daft bint from across the road sees me climbing on roof to get ball and calls the police. Thus, half an hour later a copper strolls along, claiming we are being anti-social and disruptive and I get my name and address taken :(
 
When I opened an inter-dimensional rift between two universes and killed my clone on the other side, my parents were not happy.




















Disclaimer: may have been watching too much fringe
 
Most trouble I've been in with my mum is when she found a condom in my room a couple times.

2nd time she found one (in my wallet) she was bitching for a whole week... she told me she was too ashamed to confront me about the first one she found a few months earlier (which was in the bin, used).

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asim18 said:
Most trouble I've been in with my mum is when she found a condom in my room a couple times.

2nd time she found one (in my wallet) she was bitching for a whole week... she told me she was too ashamed to confront me about the first one she found a few months earlier (which was in the bin, used).

:/
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Please, tell us all more about how you masturbate in your room wearing a condom :swoon:

But no, seriously, don't do this for the love of God.

e : just thinking. Does the condom make your wang go one solid block of colour instead of it's half and half current shading? Does this make you think you're touching a different penis? How does that make you feel? You can tell us.
 
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I once took a Library Book back two days late and once I even wrote under the line on a form where it says 'Do not write under this line' I'm a major bad-ass mother****er me.
 
Smoke bomb in the school toilets + fire alarm + school evacuated, I THINK they called off the fire brigade tho (they didn't have far to come regardless, school was about 40 metres from the fire station).

Eventually confessed it quietly when asked by one of the younger PE teachers and got a handshake :D
 
I got suspended from school for typing "I touch kids" on the teachers computer in large letters while he was helping another student.

It was a whole class punishment or own up deal, i owned up.
 
Police chase. Me and a mate sprayed up the school athletics field and surrounding walls with swear words, slagging teachers, the headmaster and various people in the school. For good measure, we also broke into the school snack-shop and helped ourselves. Believe me, I cannot believe I did all those things. It's a complete opposite of what I am today.

After our handy work, we jumped back over the fence, only to have Old Bill drive past and yell at us to stop. We were caught pretty red-handed and were looking at getting kicked out of school. Basically, it all went very wrong in the blink of an eye. We flew back over the fence, back into the school grounds and legged it. Luckily, we knew the grounds and Old Bill didn't. Also, by the time they got over the fence, we were long gone. We crashed into a mate's place who lives close to school and hid there, celebrating our stupidity well into the night.
 
Hmmm, guess my worst is being suspended 3 times from school for "assaulting" other kids. But meh they all had it coming for picking on me, and there's nothing like winning a fight in one hit.
 
Hmm, got pulled over for speeding and given a ticket once, and got stopped and searched once and given some sort of warning thing for drug paraphernalia.
 
During the mid 90's to mid 00's I was very much into software piracy and didn't think of it as a crime.
I used to be one of the people outside Bowlers with a blanket and many a time I've had to run.
I have sat in a room (not Police station) 5 times being interviewed by Trading Standards/Custom & Exercise with the Police present but always got away with it.
My friends have had their cars siezed & crushed and lost their jobs through it (all 5 times was on the factory I worked at).
After the 5th time I got that scared I decided to stop.
 
When I was around 10 years old, friends were caught shoplifting, I got away, but my parents found out and I was stopped from going swiming club that week. The item we stole was a carton of UmBongo each!

There have been other times I've been in minor trouble (mostly alcohol related), but my Mum giving me the hiding of my life promptly stopped me from taking property that doesn't belong to me.
 
When I was around 12 I smashed the rear window of someones car by throwing a stone.

It was actually an accident, but it certianly didnt look like one.
 
Walked in to town with a bunch of my own PS2 games stuffed under my jumper to keep them out of the rain. Needless to say it looked a little dodgy and the police took me to one side to ask where I'd got them from.
 
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