What is the most serious trouble you have been in?

I was launching rocks over the fence at the back of my dads garden blissfully unaware that somebody had their van out of the block of garages behind the fence giving it a good clean. A knock at the door with an angry bloke complaining how I was narrowly missing his van followed by me denying all knowledge of it.

Never been in trouble with the law over drink/drugs or driving. Though I probably should have been several times for the latter.

Nothing else that springs to mind right now.


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Almost caught by 2 coppers in Leeds when on super enigma as I was gushing for a wee. Having been on the fun bus for 3 hours from Lincoln drinking copious amounts. We had stopped twice both which times I had relieved myself. However upon arriving at Leeds there were police everywhere and I was very much looking foward to urinating up the first wall I could find. I ran through the town and ended up giving one of the stalls in the empty market a hose down. Shortly after doing my trousers and belt back up two officers walk round the courner. Close call that. Went again 15 minutes later when I got into Gatecrasher, no idea what was wrong with me that night.
 
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Police once took my name and address after I got caught stealing metal dust caps, I think I was about 10 at the time
 
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Stole some stuff from Woolworths when I was a kid.

In my defence, i didn't want to do it - my 'so called' friends put some stuff in my bag and i had to walk out with it. Mum found out so we went back the next day and took it back and told the manager about the other 2 in :D
 
Bit to much to list in my case :o

One I'll share is setting alight my Mums boyfriends house when i was about 6 -7.
I was playing with matches in the bathroom when a gust of wind blew the net curtain onto the match. I had issues with fire as a kid & used to Trance out if i stared at a flame for to long. The boyfriends house was an accident but my Ma still reckons i did it on purpose as i didn't like the Dude. :D
There were a number of fires wherever i was left alone though which kind of led onto the whole Head Doctor routine. :o
 
Hmm, where to start.

Worst was probably when, in the height of my drinking days, I went to the local student bar in blackout while carrying a serrated edge flick knife. I asked a guy for his seat (apparently), he refused saying he didn't speak spanish (nor do I, I presume he was reffering to my slurring). I put my knife to his neck and said I'd kill him. Thankfully he got out of it with 14 stitches to his hand and I came to in the local police station wondering how I got from a bottle of vodka to a cold holding cell.

Needless to say he did press charges, and when I only got a year deferred sentence he decided to get some mates and carry out his own brand of street justice. I don't blame him tbh.

Thankfully, those days are long gone and I'm pretty normal now :)
 
When i was at school (1997) me and another friend managed to get access to one if the IT Tutors admin account. So we made ourself admins and then demoted the whole of the IT staff to users.

Didn't go down so well :D
 
Funny one, (well at least I thought)

I was about 13/14 and I hated art but we had to do it for the first 3 years.

Anyway so in art I was bored and so I filled up the sinks (they were huge sinks in the art room) and made loads of little paper boats out of paper with this girl called rachael.

But then we found some sheets of A1 paper (massive) we made an absolutely huge paper boat.

Put it in the sink and lulz were had.

Teacher came and had a shout we were saying things like "Aye aye cap'n" to the teacher.

Funny thing is, we had to go and see the head of art. He read the teachers statement, looked serious, then burst out laughing saying it's funny, and that he had to give us a detention because he wanted to keep the teacher happy, but thought it was actually quite funny.

Wasn't really much trouble but quite memorable for me.


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Anyway here's one where I actually got into **** with the police.

I was 7/8 years old, me my brother and this kid from down the road called Sam (proper rough kid).

We used to hang out on our bikes because "we were well 'ard" and thought it would be a brilliant idea to steal all the tire air caps off of every tire in our estate AND let all the air out.

We did this about 10 times over and on the last time the whole neighbourhood (it seemed like it) came out of their houses and were walking down the street towards us! :( ran home like a little girl but sam grassed on where we lived :(.

Got in trouble with the police but nothing serious I was only about 8.


Apart from this lot I don't really get into mischief except for minor things.
 
I was shamefully arrested for assault about 10 years ago after being out on a stag night in London but the person I was in conflict with was an off duty police officer looking for trouble. The charge was later dropped and I got an apology from the police.

I also shamefully put sulphuric acid into a marine tank at school, which ruined an A' Level biology study. I was lucky not to get expelled.
 
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at 22 i assaulted someone quite badly and if they'd have pressed charges, i probably would have been looking at a short time inside. thankfully they didn't and i learnt from my mistake. i look back at what i did now and cringe (i cracked the blokes eye socket :() i felt awful, really had a word with myself and promised myself i'd never do anything like that again and i never have. i was drunk and had it on good authority he was involved in breaking into my car and nicking all my stereo equipment so in my stupid 22 year old way i justified this as a cause to get 'revenge' unfortuantetly though it was quite apparent i didn't know my own strength. i didn't get arrested or anything, i assaulted him and walked away. i remember getting home and watching tv and my brother walked in the house and told me 'i was in trouble'. he'd seen the lad receiving medical attention in the town, and with it being a small town, it didn't take long until my name was mentioned to him. i got a phone call from the police the next day to which my mum answered the phone and thus i had to confess to my parents (the panic and realisation of everything kicked in then) and i had to go to my local police station and give my statement. but (for whatever reason) the lad never pressed charges and i 'got away with it' and i was extremely lucky and thankful of this. i still see the lad now and i apologised to him the first time i saw him after the incident and it is definitely forgotten about between us now but i look back now and can't believe it was me who did that and i would never do it again unless my or someone elses life depended on it.
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Caught smoking weed by the dad of the girls house we were at, were 14 at the time and he was a copper

Caught smoking weed again, this time on a park the police were watching us on a hill and drove down the hill straight to us in a transit van we absolutey bricked it

Caught tagging on CCTV at night, the person came into school to identify us and we had to clean it all up on a saturday

Theres loads from school so I wont list anymore, it wasnt the best of schools to be honest

The worse is Drink driving and dangerous driving at 18, banned for a year and a fine
 
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Caught smoking weed by the dad of the girls house we were at, were 14 at the time and he was a copper

Caught smoking weed again, this time on a park the police were watching us on a hill and drove down the hill straight to us in a transit van we absolutey bricked it

Caught tagging on CCTV at night, the person came into school to identify us and we had to clean it all up on a saturday

Theres loads from school so I wont list anymore, it wasnt the best of schools to be honest

The worse is Drink driving and dangerous driving at 18, banned for a year and a fine
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Arrested in Columbia under suspicion of drug running! :o It all was cleared up fine but that's the only time I've been put in a cell! :D

Caught by my dad being inappropriate with his receptionist in his old office. :o
 
got arrested for apparent 'fraudulent theft' when all i did was scan my reward card a few times while working at game to get free points lol.
In the end the police thought it was a pathetic waste of time with game trying to prosecute me so they told me exactly what to say in the interview to get away without any charges :D
 
Years ago me and a few mates decided that getting **** faced drunk would be a great idea before our GCSE Science Mock exams, so we did just that. Came back in time for the exam and the headmaster stands in front of my desk looking at me, comes down to my eye level and says "You've been drinking, haven't you? You're drunk" I tried so hard to be sober lol, but think I said something like "naaaaah", something stupid like that... turns out one of the dudes we were drinking with left earlier than us and and he collapsed somewhere in town puking up loads, he got taken by cops to the hospital and he named all of us, what a ****. Think we all got suspended for 2-3 days and letters/phonecalls to parents, what a joy that was :o

I don't speak to that dude anymore. Bloody grasses, who needs 'em?! :p

Haven't done anything remotely "bad" since ;)
 
I once, for a laugh, agreed to go halfs with a mate to buy a stun-gun on teh bay. We bought it under my account tho, had police turn up at my workplace and I had to go in for an interview. I was young and naive and hadnt considered it might be ilegal to buy torture weapons. I had to sign a statement saying I hadnt received the goods...but they told me that they knew about this guy selling it and a raid on his house was planned. If they found any evidence that shows he had taken payment from me or sent any out...I would be in real trouble

Also, on the way home from a night on the tiles, one of my mates wanted to have a fight and I told him to F-off but he grabbed me and was choking me, he was too drunk to realise. so I grabbed my bottle-opener and started sawing his hand with it to make him let go. Some resident had obviously called the police as they turned up shortly afterwards and searched us all...they took my bottle opener :( and said that I was lucky my mate hadnt chosen to press charges (not that I hope he ever would have!)
 
Nothing really to note, told off a few times in primary school for starting fights, a few detentions in secondary school for silly things like not doing homework, trying to launch things across the Design & Technology rooms using the circular saws although I narrowly missed hitting my teacher's head with a block of wood once when I launched it using the circular saw (Lol) and wasting solder wire by trying to make weird shapes out of it using soldering irons.

I've taken a few small things from some shops when I was much younger but never got caught so it doesn't really count.
 
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The worst things I did in my youth I was never caught for, petty vandalism and weed which I'm most definitely not proud of. I have been searched by the police twice once by regular and once by plain clothes who were actually out looking for me and my mate after reports.

I managed to drop a deal at the side of the path moments before we were searched by the regular police which they didn't realise and the other time it was just luck that when searched by the plain clothes officers we had nothing on us.

The pair of us were far from yobs had no previous record and the plain clothes police were totally convinced they had the wrong people. Not long after that I was in the back of a car when a large Class A exchange went on with a supplier. I think that was the straw that broke the camel, I took up Martial Arts and left that life behind.
 
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