Jonny69's inventing shed: mechanical crushing hand

[Jonny69]

Worst "I can weld really well" thread ever!

Seriously though, that is cool.

It's actually pretty shocking welding on this. I can do much better if it's not in the freezing cold on my garage floor and poor light

 

[Von Luck]

I'd probably burn a hole in my hand then set the garage alight, so it looks great to me

 

[Dunks]

Worst "I can weld really well" thread ever!

Seriously though, that is cool.

To be fair, no offence intended to Johnny as I'm sure he can weld perfectly fine , that's pretty bloody awful welding

 

[Grimley]

I think you need to shave your head & trim your eyebrows before applying makeup on the night in order to look the part. Looked on-line & no one sells a black man bald cap, I don't think painting or applying makeup to a bald cap will work, it didn't quite work when I applied pale white makeup to my beetlejuice wig last year.

 

[burns]

http://www.spacemonkeys.co.uk/product-details.asp?id=1134

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http://www.spacemonkeys.co.uk/product-details.asp?id=1134

= Black Johnny69.

I trust we will get pictures of the finished article!

 

[Glaucus]

Just use face paint. that is only a cap, would still need something for the rest of the face.

 

[burns]

Just use face paint. that is only a cap, would still need something for the rest of the face.

It is, didn't realise I pasted the same link twice, the other one should have been a link to some face paint

 

[monkeypants]

What did you use to weld it?

Looks ace, you need a strap or something on it so that people don't go pulling it off, and some comfy grips so you can go on crushing all night.

 

[ZG002]

Jonny, You make this a better place lol.

Love the crazy shed threads.

 

[Jonny69]

I wasn't going to go bald. Tee Hee wears a Trilby and Aviators in the later scene, so I was planning to wear my black overcoat, black Trilby and fako Aviators. Only potential issue is I've got a tiny head and Aviators normally look a bit 1970's second rate porn star on me.

What did you use to weld it?

More metal and pure electricity! BZZZZZZZZ sparks etc

 

[Jonny69]

Well I'm not sure how this ended up. I looked like a cross between a badly fake-tanned Bond henchman and Michael Jackson. My lot thought it was hilarious, especially as I was treating it like my own hand and covering my mouth with it when I coughed etc. The other lot at the party were quite comedy and thought I was actually black at first, until the fake tan started coming off, despite having a white arm. Some of them also thought it was my real fake hand

I managed to eat my mince pie and cake with it anyway.

Then some sinister photos on the way home...

 

[gillywibble]

 

[xJcBx]

Ace fancy dress! 10/10

 

[bigjimmyauk]

look like some kind of deranged freddy kruger in the shadow photo's awesome tho should have taken wispa and some alligators with you

 

[Jonny69]

Haha! Yeah, I thought it looked a bit Dick Tracy by that point

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Haha, great stuff there Jonny. I stand in awe.

To turn political correctness on it's head you could have worn false breasts and gone as She Hee.

 

[Maccy]

Excellent work!

 

[taz488]

top effort lol, looks excellent, any pics of other villains?

 

[doofer]

From the Pic you posted are you on a Boat? Other guests probably thought you were a Somali Pirate if you were.

 

[Bennie-Mac]

Very impressive, however you say you couldnt be bothered to hire a tux, so naturally the easier option is to design and build a mechanical hand...