I'm for it chaps.....
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Print off a fake article saying WW3 has broken out and point out cleaning is not important during such a crisis.
Well I'm still here...
Here's what I told her.
The cleaning was easy, I simply said I thought it was time that our Son was taught the essence of work and responsibility and that house chores was as good a place to start as any.
This meant that I had to wait until he finished school to instruct him. He looked at me as though I was mad and told his Mum that Daddy said he had to clean up quick before Mummy got home, so that killed that one.
Car-tax and Banking, I said that as we could go into town for lunch tomorrow (on me of course) we could do the banking and get the car-tax on the way, it would save petrol and time.
Her reply to my ingenious explanation was this...
"What you mean is that you have been on your computer and watched TV all day"
so I am now in the doghouse and lunch tomorrow is going to darned expensive.
Here's what I told her.
The cleaning was easy, I simply said I thought it was time that our Son was taught the essence of work and responsibility and that house chores was as good a place to start as any.
This meant that I had to wait until he finished school to instruct him. He looked at me as though I was mad and told his Mum that Daddy said he had to clean up quick before Mummy got home, so that killed that one.
Car-tax and Banking, I said that as we could go into town for lunch tomorrow (on me of course) we could do the banking and get the car-tax on the way, it would save petrol and time.
Her reply to my ingenious explanation was this...
"What you mean is that you have been on your computer and watched TV all day"
so I am now in the doghouse and lunch tomorrow is going to darned expensive.
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She's on to you, RUN!
Haha busted. Her lie detector is obviously working with zero defects.
Why o why you didn't just arrange yourself in a heap, at the bottom of the stairs i don't know
Neither do I, neither do I....
The same is true here, however her argument is that if she didn't do it, no-one would.
Well they would, because I would hire someone to do it, as I originally did when I hired the cleaner when she moaned I didn't do enough around the house quite a few years ago.
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OVARY PUNCH!
Women, you can't beat em and you can't roll them up in carpet and chuck em off a bridge
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