[J.D.C];17972822 said:I love how even after it goes to the wall, he just pops back onto OcUk!
"..meh, can't get much more annoyed than she is now..**click**"
She's making me a cup of tea right now!
I'll pay for it tomorrow financially I'm sure.
I'm for it chaps.....
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She's making me a cup of tea right now!
I'll pay for it tomorrow financially I'm sure.
Trust me, no amount of commando training can prepare you for THE WIFE on a rampage.
use the kid as an adorable human shield!
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Sounds very familiar. Been there, done that and seen the movie.
Just take her to Burger King.
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this man is very wise..very very wise!
Sounds very familiar. Been there, done that and seen the movie.
Just take her to Burger King.
Haha, If I went anywhere near burger king I would really be in the doodoo.
At the moment she is only mildly irritated as she didn't actually expect me to do anything, or so she tells me.
Personally I think she is lulling me into a false sense of security....
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Sleep with one eye open..Women = Crazy species who find it funny to joke about cutting off a man's..manhood in his sleep.
She is. You’d better be ready with the plastic tomorrow when she says “oh I really like that”. She’ll say it quietly so don’t miss it.
She is. You’d better be ready with the plastic tomorrow when she says “oh I really like that”. She’ll say it quietly so don’t miss it.
It's already begun. I've got to sit through some daft film now.
That only works if he fulfils his promise else Christmas day he's in twice the **** he's in tonight.
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The more you give in to her and let her treat you like you're in the doghouse, the more you'll end up in that situation! Never heard of "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen"?
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Love the thread Castiel! Rings true in so many ways!
I get this everytime I'm off work and does the list get done, very rarely, although I have learnt to do at least some things to soften the rage a little.
Today is a good example, I should've sorted out photos to print, bills and accounts, organise some bits in the house and a few other things. Did anything get done, nope
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I took a day off so I could do some Christmas Shopping and do this list of things my wife has given me to complete.
Simple stuff like a bit of banking, pay the car tax and a little shopping, also a bit of housework as the cleaner is on holiday this month.
Well, she is due home in around 20 minutes and I have done the sum total of nada, zilch, nothing.
I have spent my entire day chatting about nonsense on the OCuk forums.
So suggestions please, how do I get out of the mess I find myself in.....
(not for the first time, I might add)
You haven't a moment to lose.
Trash the house then lie on your back and liberally apply tomato sauce to your body.
Moan and groan when she comes in then say you have been robbed.
When she phones the cops, tell her not to bother as the OcUK massive say they will do nothing.
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Don't drink....it's laced with laxative, or worse, strychnine
D'ya think!I'll pay for it tomorrow financially I'm sure.
I get this everytime I'm off work and does the list get done, very rarely, although I have learnt to do at least some things to soften the rage a little.
Today is a good example, I should've sorted out photos to print, bills and accounts, organise some bits in the house and a few other things. Did anything get done, nope
Damn, the Photos. I forgot about those....crap!