Soldato
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- 28 Nov 2004
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Has the OP asked for his balls back yet?
You haven't a moment to lose.
Trash the house then lie on your back and liberally apply tomato sauce to your body.
Moan and groan when she comes in then say you have been robbed.
When she phones the cops, tell her not to bother as the OcUK massive say they will do nothing.
I can't be asked
I keep seeing this around and can't figure out what it means.![]()
so I am now in the doghouse and lunch tomorrow is going to darned expensive.
Since when does buying Lunch include a new pair of £400 Boots and a £200 Jacket?
I've been screwed. Still she looks pretty hot in the boots.....![]()
Is she wearing anything else?![]()
Is that when she's only wearing the boots?
*edit* beaten!![]()
That would be telling now wouldn't it......![]()
Since when does buying Lunch include a new pair of £400 Boots and a £200 Jacket?
I've been screwed. Still she looks pretty hot in the boots.....![]()
I keep seeing this around and can't figure out what it means.![]()
Hahahahahahahaha.
£600 fine for not doing the housework.
You've been had.
You might as well hand your manhood in. You've got no need for it.
Don't worry, I'll remember the £600 spent, she won't remember the reason for it and when the next bit of PC kit comes along that I really NEED, then I have ammunition.
The long game mate, that's what you need to consider.![]()