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pics of your mum please.
I AM NOT COLD! Christmas moans in here thread.
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pics of your mum please.
The magic of Christmas has worked its way into my household and for reasons unknown (probably booze) everyone seems to be really ****ed off and as a result I'm now really on edge. This seems to happen every Christmas and I'm sick to death of it. God damn, at least when I'm feeling ****ed off I don't feel the need to inflict it upon everybody around me.
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Wait that's not christmas spirit!?
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I AM NOT A SHOP!
Im seriously ill and cant find the strength to do anything
Not even struggle?
*I put on my robe and my wizard hat*
I AM NOT A NUMBER!
The ''don't go out, it's slippery on the roads'' or ''the weathers bad'' annoys me most, I don't give a flying **** about the weather, if the roads aren't jammed I'm going on them regardless of weather. My mum refuses to accept the weather makes 0.0% difference in my plans for the day. SO WHAT there's snow and/or ice, I don't care !
The ''aren't you cold'' is getting highly annoying too, telling me to buy a better coat despite me saying I'm not cold or being surprised why I walk around in my boxers in my house even in winter, well, I have heating...
The ''aren't you cold'' is getting highly annoying too, telling me to buy a better coat despite me saying I'm not cold or being surprised why I walk around in my boxers in my house even in winter, well, I have heating...
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Not exactly a Christmas moan thread is it... more of a moan about the in-laws / other halfs parents thread. 
Make sure you put a hat on, you don't want to get a head cold dear.
Make sure you put a hat on, you don't want to get a head cold dear.
I spent the last 2 weeks in my freezing aunt's shop fitting a central heating system with my granddad, fitted the pipework, electric boiler, thermostat, new ccu, cistern, insulated the pipes, tested and inspected it...
and I get a deodorant box set and a selection box for christmas...
I don't care what I get usually, but that really did put me on a temp downer.
and I get a deodorant box set and a selection box for christmas...
I don't care what I get usually, but that really did put me on a temp downer.
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RAAAAARGH!!!!! *starts smashing stuff up*
Lol, it's true.Not exactly a Christmas moan thread is it... more of a moan about the in-laws / other halfs parents thread.
It's actually panned out ok. The beef was overcooked. That means it was nice and pink in the middle and dark enough on the outside to have some flavour. I am suitably diluted with wine, watched Cannonball Run earlier and there are unbearable Christmas songs on the radio and tv. It does feel like Christmas
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My mum keeps calling Parsnips as Parsley... English isn't her first language, but she has said it about 5 times now... 'These Parsleys are quite nice aren't they'... It's Parsnips mum FFS, PARSNIPS!!! Parsley is a bloody herb
That made me lol. My mum purposefully mispronounces foreign food names and I have the same reaction
My mum keeps calling Parsnips as Parsley... English isn't her first language, but she has said it about 5 times now... 'These Parsleys are quite nice aren't they'... It's Parsnips mum FFS, PARSNIPS!!! Parsley is a bloody herb
IMMIGRANT!!!!!!