Text kiss etiquette

[RoyMi6]

I've never seen such a bunch of pansies... I kiss whoever the hell I want as much as I want, and they bloody better well like it!

Roy xxx

 

[Amp34]

1 - And only lower case.

I agree with the latter. To me upper case implies you're either:

1. Lazy if the first x is upper case (especially if any others are lower case) because it will automatically capitalise after a full stop.
2. Stupid if you do something like xXx...

 

[Raymond Lin]

Wrong.

The first rule of text kisses... is that you only give one kiss.

The second rule of text kisses... is that you only give one kiss.

None of the above.

I normally put a smilie

If i love her it's, xxoo

If she put a couple of xx in, i might put one back. One means nothing these days, but NONE to guys, no matter how drunk lol

 

[Rameses]

one to the boys I want to groom

two to my mum

three to my chick unless I'm drunk then its about 16 with y's and z's mixed in

haha

 

[Derek W]

none if you're a man, as many as you like if you're a homo

 

[Amp34]

Unless it's a girl I'm trying to stick it to

That's the rule I'm sticking to now I think.

Unless I can't be bothered to send a load of kisses...


Oh and sorry Vanquish-Storm, either way which one are you?

 

[Deadbeat]

Always, always only one to any female - friends, family, anything without a Y-chromosome. None to guys unless it's ironic.

 

[Amp34]

None of the above.

I normally put a smilie

If i love her it's, xxoo

If she put a couple of xx in, i might put one back. One means nothing these days, but NONE to guys, no matter how drunk lol

Apparently smilies are really bad to end a text with, except very occasionally...

I've been known to do this as well and was "told"...

 

[Raymond Lin]

Bad? Why?

I think it's fine.

 

[mattjd]

I can kiss anyone I want and as much as I want.

Kisses for everyone! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[[J.D.C]]

I always put a smiley in texts to the girlfriend..she loves that stupid cute crap.

 

[Amp34]

Bad? Why?

I think it's fine.

In their words. "It makes you seem like a ****!"

Meh...

 

[Danm54]

Now my mum uses them as full stops x also as commas x

So ill get a text x with random x's everywhere x its really random sometimes x sometimes she wont leave axspace between x's soxthings get all mixed up x im sure youxcan imagine how a textxlike this would lookxx

 

[daz]

Four or five, go mad

 

[[J.D.C]]

To be fair, Mums do tend to kiss the face off you like you've been missing for ten years, 'flight of the navigator'-style.

 

[Maccy]

None unless its to my girlfriend.

 

[Deleted member 66701]

My wifes sister always gets one.

An x that is.

 

[TurnipHead]

I usually end texts with XOXOXOXOXOXOXO, but that's only to my Mum. Otherwise, just, x.

 

[Surfer]

i usually misinterpret these things... if someone sends me a text with a small x then its ok fair enough but if its... capital X etc like so

X

xx

XX

XXX

or more then in my mind they want to hump my bones big time. This has unfortunately got me in trouble with the ladies occasionally.....

If you are putting kisses (more than 1) down then that means you WANT TO KISS the other person at least (thats how i see it) so dont put bloody kisses if you dont!

 

[p4radox]

None. I think it looks proper gay when a guy puts and x at the end of a text.