Cunning people

[Swifty55]

Hmm, any tips on how I could have done it better?

By not posting it at all?

 

[HAz]

Another stupid car joke...............

 

[Strife212]

It's better than the other one

 

[SeeD]

What do Michael Jackson and the tortoise have in common?

They like to get there before the hare does!

 

[Mr-White]

Well, the thinking is supposed to be that the police arrive and he changes his story, says I hit him and since I've drank the whisky and he hasn't, I'll get done for it. The joke assumes you will make that jump to a conclusion though, because he refuses the drink and you're forced to think why.

Could just be after a little date rape

MW

 

[Brian8bit]

I didn't know Michael Jackson raced wildlife

 

[Edrof]

BURN TEH WITCH!

 

[Reldar]

I didn't even realise this was a joke

 

[Edrof]

I call poll; dubious photo of the OP; calls of tranny bannage; some hotlinking and then thread lockage.

 

[eatcustard]

To kill the punch line

They can prove you have had a drink after the accident.

 

[markweatherill]

...and the first policeman on the scene gets on the radio for advice and says 'I've just pulled someone important'.
'Who is it?'
'I don't know but he's got the Pope as a chauffeur!'

 

[Lakeland]

Punchline on a different line would have made it moar obvious but I did release a lol

 

[SexyGreyFox]

He pulls out a bottle of whisky - it's not a cheap blend - and opens it, and passes it to me. I take a bit swig of it, with a huge grin on my face, the adrenalin is leaving and I'm starting to feel good because I survived. I pass the bottle back to him, but he just screws the cap on. I ask him if he's not going to have a drink, and he says "Nah, I'll wait until after the police have been"

The Halk does a Chuggerboom.

I've heard this story more than the car park story and the masturbating in your bedroom story.

 

[Tefal]

snip

The Halk, OT but no they couldn't (more like wouldn't) find a name for it.

The people who have a subsection for every kind of depravity said

"who cares it's ****ing ugly"



So no name.

 

[Cosimo]

To kill the punch line

They can prove you have had a drink after the accident.

Now the punchline is dead it's time to do the op.

 

[The Funktopus]

If true, a cunning stunt indeed....

 

[Ceryndrion]

The Halk, OT but no they couldn't (more like wouldn't) find a name for it.
The people who have a subsection for every kind of depravity said
"who cares it's ****ing ugly"
So no name.

Oh well, no great loss..

And The Halk, what on earth were you thinking? You saw how the last one ended up, only this time, you don't have the option of "but I'm a girlie!!" as a defense. All you have managed to do, is lower your eyes in shame..

 

[StoutMeister]

2 jokes, 1 cup.